MistressPav
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Oh where, Oh where
has my estrogen gone?
Oh where, Oh where can it be?
I was once young and fair
Now I sprout facial hair
Oh hormones please
come back to me.
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Low-fat cake, no-cal shake
Pritikin man,
I've tried every diet
from here to Japan.
I've poached it, I've steamed it,
I've drunk herbal tea.
I think from now on
I'll just let myself be.
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Tinkle, tinkle in a jar
yearly check-up, here you are!
My LDL is much too high
I'm sure my pressure's reached the sky.
Why's his finger up so far?
I wish I'd never left my car.
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Stock market, stock market
I'm down on my knees;
You've got to recover
I'm begging you, PLEASE!
I'd gotten used to easy cash
My spouse and I had quite a stash.
Stock market, stock market
Please go higher
If you crash we can never retire.
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Proud Owner of Zubi
(my boy "ToyZ")
Claimed & Collared 9magick#2008
"An it harm none, unless they deserve it, do what ye will." --Scorpio Creed
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