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MisterP61 -> If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/12/2007 12:02:03 AM)
Since I so love random stupidity...... I would be a mudwasp...... just so I could sting people and watch them run around, arms flailing, and girls crying EG. Edited to fix My dumb fingers typos and add a little more to it

petdave -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/12/2007 5:33:34 AM)
As my profile mentions, i would be a bat... sure you have to eat bugs, but you can be your own boss, the hours are great, and you get to use echolocation in a sentence. Our local zoo has some sort of diurnal South American bat, and their day seems to consist of sleeping, eating fruit, and licking their own genitalia (which is QUITE impressive for their size). All you'd need to do is find a tree to hang out in with a view of a drive-in movie theater, and it would be like heaven.

dominapain -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/12/2007 5:44:10 AM)
oh id be a tiger so i can rip and tear my prey lols

chellekitty -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/12/2007 7:26:23 AM)
petdave....i know ozzie didn't mean to bite the head off a real bat...but he's not all there these days so you might want to stay away from him in your bat form.... oh and MisterP, i got a rolled up newspaper with your name on it... umm as for what i'd be...is there any question? chelle...the kitty

ghitaPVH -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/12/2007 7:29:39 AM)
I think Id like to be an owl...and chase little kitties in the early dawn.......

chellekitty -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/12/2007 7:34:58 AM)
did i mention what species of kitty i am? full grown black jaguar...you bit off a little more kitty than you could eat Ms Owl....

ghitaPVH -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/12/2007 7:39:43 AM)
who said I was chasing you? Im off after that Trapped kitty over there -----> ~grins~

KatyLied -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/12/2007 7:43:21 AM)
A bike. People would ride me and I'd take them to fun places. And sometimes they'd wreck me. Then later they'd clean me up. Sounds pretty good. Maybe not the wrecking part.

LadyEllen -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/12/2007 7:46:54 AM)
I'd be one of my two cats - who get mollycoddled non stop! E

chellekitty -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/12/2007 7:54:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ghitaPVH who said I was chasing you? Im off after that Trapped kitty over there -----> ~grins~ dang it, i was hoping for owl for lunch....

MisterP61 -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/13/2007 8:52:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: chellekitty petdave....i know ozzie didn't mean to bite the head off a real bat...but he's not all there these days so you might want to stay away from him in your bat form.... oh and MisterP, i got a rolled up newspaper with your name on it... umm as for what i'd be...is there any question? chelle...the kitty Did I mention that I am an uparmored mudwasp rofl

HotFaerieMama -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/13/2007 8:59:06 AM)
hmm i would be.. um.... probably a cat being they are nocturnal and i have insomnia so it would work out that and the free belly rubs

jadedserendipity -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/13/2007 10:18:11 AM)
A butterfly, they are beautiful and just so free, I would love to fly all over and just have such freedom. (hopefully I do not go boom with anyones windshield)

DiurnalVampire -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/13/2007 10:21:18 AM)
Id most definately be a Tiger. They have all the perks of a cat's life, and they have REALLY big claws. And neat stripes. I could do what I wanted, when I wanted, if another tiger got out of line Id just smack it in the head with a paw and go back to my nap... I get to eat all sloppy... I see no end to the benefits. heads out to be fitted for her tail and whiskers DV

Rumtiger -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/13/2007 10:22:55 AM)
trying to just copy me...

chellekitty -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/13/2007 1:36:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire heads out to be fitted for her tail and whiskers i already have the piercings for whiskers, just need to find the jewelry for them...anyone know where to find whiskers that screw on to 14 gauge posts?

Lumus -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/13/2007 2:28:24 PM)
Hmm. Good question. I'm almost tempted to make a poll to see what other people think I would be...although I'm fairly certain a few people are already convinced I'm not quite human. [8D]

Aylee -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/13/2007 3:10:25 PM)
If I was not a person I would be a manatee. Because they are just SO cool.

NaiveTempest -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/13/2007 6:34:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: chellekitty did i mention what species of kitty i am? full grown black jaguar... You took the words right out of my thoughts! I would be a black jaguar in the jungles of South America.

batshalom -> RE: If I was not a person I would be a....... (12/13/2007 6:59:41 PM)
I'd be a cunt. Oh. Wait. Never mind then.

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