The Future of Nursery Rhymes

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petaraven -> The Future of Nursery Rhymes (12/12/2007 12:37:39 PM)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh * t, it's Global Warming. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man 'What have u got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon Pies you d * ckhead. Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its ar * e and turned its wool to nylon. Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy

rubberpet -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (12/12/2007 3:15:12 PM)
Those were really good! I needed that laugh! [:D] Allow me to post a few of my faves. Jack and Jill went up the hill with each a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with two-fifty... Oh, what a fuckin' little whore! Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came a spider, sat down beside her, and said, "What's in the bowl, bitch!" Little boy blue 'cause he needed the money!

MistressPav -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (12/12/2007 4:22:47 PM)
ROFL

JackM1 -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (12/12/2007 6:27:55 PM)
"jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. no one knows how, but when they came down they had a baby daughter" "jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. jack got high and unzipped his fly and jill said 'i dont wanna'" ehhehee...ah...remnants of my youth...

Sub03 -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (12/12/2007 7:26:19 PM)
hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go I paid my buck now I want my f*ck hi ho hi ho hi ho

Moloch -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (12/12/2007 8:05:37 PM)
Yankee doodle went to town riding on his mother every time he hit a bump he got another brother!

HypnoticDan -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (12/13/2007 12:14:26 AM)
jack be nimble, jack be quick. jack stand still - you're making me sick! mary had a little lamb a pint of lager and some ham a side of beef, a can of spam a lobster and a little jam, some porridge hot, some borscht quite cold, some liquid grape (vintage quite old), sushi, curry, stir fried noodle, a deep fried snake and then some poodle, a truffle and a yard of ale, some mushy fruit that was on sale, a pound of walnuts (maybe more) an ostritch egg (or more like four) a chocolate fudge cake and some mutton, even the gunk in her belly button! a little butter, a little bread ...and in the morning, she was dead.

darkesttdesire -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (12/13/2007 12:28:50 AM)
Come into my parlour said the Master to the sub, with empty words and promises of the local bdsm club, Hey Hey lil sub, DON'T fall into his deadly trap, Alot of wanabe Masters are full of F**king CRAP!!!!

ZeeandTaz -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (1/13/2008 3:22:59 PM)
little slave margret knelt on a carpet wishing master would play along came the flogger biting on her shoulders and margret went to space little subbie sue come blow your master the maids in the attic the butlers in his room.. where is little subbie sue? she's fast asleep on her back with leather cuffs all askew slave be nimble slave be quick avoid the crack of my whip slave be nimble slave be quick and get the cane right quick!

SirWolfr1 -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (1/23/2008 1:47:12 AM)
Jack and Jill Went up the hill Each had a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two and a half Ya think they went up there for water??

ItalianSMistress -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (1/23/2008 10:36:03 AM)
Nursery Rhymes by Marley: 3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree Discussing things as they are set to be Said one to the others Now listen you two There's a strange rumor that can't be true They say man was descended from our noble race But the very idea is a big disgrace No monkey ever deserted his wife Or her baby and ruined their lives YEAH, the monkey's drift is mine. Listen now I man he say Jack and Jill went up the hill to sell some marijuana Buck up the fed dey broke jack crown And Jill came tumbling after Little Bo peep she lost her sheep To thief inna di pasture and if one try do dat again It's goin to bring disaster King of Kings and di Lord of Lords Everlasting Everlaster Inspired I and I to be a microphone blaster Me nah goin bow down to no slave master Help di youths dem first and ask ya question dem after I had to share, I love those, lol

Hanable -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (1/23/2008 10:38:26 AM)
very nice... i love it. H >:)

bislaveforuse -> RE: The Future of Nursery Rhymes (1/23/2008 11:32:36 AM)
loved it!

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