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22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 9:38:49 AM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		A few things I learned the other night.

1. Clubs are for girls means exactly that, a guy like me shouldent bother.
2. I now hate pop remixes to the point i'll go into a homicidal rage.
3. Trying jokes on a girl dosent work when she cant hear you over the music.
4. Or when your set on getting inebriated.
5. Just because a girl is wearing a skintight catsuit, dosent mean shes into BDSM.
6. The kinds of girls who go out wearing skintight catsuits and arent into BDSM ussualy have very big vanilla boyfriends.
7. Alcahol only numbs the senses that you dont really need at the time.
8. Pain for example is one that would be rather helpful to have had numbed.
9. Groin and throat shots may be desperate, but effecitive.
10. Being the smaller guy means you can vanish really quickly in a crowd full of dancing people, loud music, and flashing lights.
11. Finding that the only suitable place to drink is the bar only a block away from your place really makes you feel like an asshole.
12. Wasting money on the video gambling seats at the bar makes you feel like an even bigger asshole.
13. Having your friend show up after half an hour because you wound up accidently leaving him at the club previously just plain out makes you into an asshole...forget about feeling like one buddy.
14. One shot of makers, one glass of cheap beer, slug the shot and down the glass, try to beat your speed record each time. This game dosent turn out to be so fun after a while.
15. A guy with a Long Island accent is actually saying "Mario" not "Mary-o"
16. Saying you'll kill Mario and fuck Princess Toadstool in the ass does not make you look tough or smart.
17. Whoever said greasy food soaks up alcahol needs to get stabbed in the face for misleading us all.
18. Cheese and bacon filled potato skins with sour cream taste exactly the same the second time around.
19. Ordering a burger "extra rare" just because you know it creeps out the female bartender may be immature...but its fun as hell.
20. Strangley, virtually raw meat does seem to help soak up booze, eccspeically when it's paired with a baily's n java.
21. If you see a cute girl, alone, at a bar, at close to 4 in the morning who is too cute to be doing such a thing, it means that something off with her, it does not mean you should attempt to pick her up.
22. A good escape option with a crazy girl is to say that your missing Howard Stern and get the hell out of there.

the rest of what happened that night is information I already learned previously.


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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 3:32:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		What a night! I want to party with you for fun and a good laugh. But since I drink very little most of the laughing might be at you, LMAO.

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 5:04:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'd party with ya too, Tiger, but since I drink a lot but hold it extremely well (and don't eat greasy or sweet food on top of it) I'd only egg you on more, and then Mary-o would have two asses to kick.

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 6:38:51 PM   
thornhappy


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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 7:52:28 PM   
chellekitty


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Status: offline 		you often talk about all the problems you have while you're drinking....maybe you should quit drinking....just a suggestion....

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 7:59:15 PM   
kc692


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Status: offline 		**personally sees the thread for it;s intended humor, not whining, and therefore no reason to stop if having fun*..I'll third it, I'd go party with ya in a heartbeat, but I don't eat, so I hold a LOT of liquor too, grinz......I wonder how Mary-O would sound with a southern drawl attached and if that would make him even more pissed!!

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:05:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		it's only that i don't know how many threads i've seen posted by him "in humor" related to shit that happened when he was drunk, but enough that it sticks out as over and over and over....just an observation

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:07:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well he's 22 and lives in Vegas.......I'd probably be drinking too.

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:10:45 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		Thank you, it is humor.

And it wasent all fun, club cost a shitload (fucking Mike) and the cut I recieved under my left eye looks like its gonna scar. One of my ribs hurt a little too.

The rest though was actually pretty decent. the Mario Brothers chat we wound up having was kinda worth it, if I had it on a recorder I swear I could prolly sell it to someone.

< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 12/13/2007 8:12:52 PM >

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Fuck the Pandas!
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Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:17:34 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		I learned one night that raccoons look an awful lot like kittens when you're hammered.




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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:18:50 PM   
Rumtiger


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quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty

it's only that i don't know how many threads i've seen posted by him "in humor" related to shit that happened when he was drunk, but enough that it sticks out as over and over and over....just an observation


To be fair I only write about the few times where stuff which is more outrageous happens, normally when I go out I actually prefer settings and events that can be called more "boring".

And of course sometimes crazy shit happens even when there isent a drop of booze required, like the "explosive diarreah and the new dodge charger" story.

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-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:21:12 PM   
Greylynn


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Status: offline 		LOL - maybe it's the alcohol that makes her cute at 4 in the morning.

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:26:46 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		nah, my hotness acquity sensors dont get as easily burnt out as other guys, the girl was definitly an 8 and on par with the club girls.

Now as for other stuff like my sense of smell for example..I think thats the first thing that goes.

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:27:01 PM   
kc692


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quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty

it's only that i don't know how many threads i've seen posted by him "in humor" related to shit that happened when he was drunk, but enough that it sticks out as over and over and over....just an observation


There are people all over this site that tend to post threads in the whatever their same vein is alot of times. Some just reply to other peoples threads over and over and over in a condescending manner , that tends to stand out too...just another observation. 

Some say mine are snarky, because at times they are very snarky.  Are they always snarky? No, but probably my more humorous posts are, therefore that is what stands out in peoples minds.

On another note, I have had outrageous shit happen to me when I was out also.  Does it happen all the time? Not nearly...but some would make for good stories here too. 

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:28:05 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I learned one night that raccoons look an awful lot like kittens when you're hammered.





LOL I bet that was a painful lesson!

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:29:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I learned one night that raccoons look an awful lot like kittens when you're hammered.




Too funny

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 8:36:46 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

quote:

ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I learned one night that raccoons look an awful lot like kittens when you're hammered.







LOL I bet that was a painful lesson!


Could have been...we got about 10 feet away from it before realizing it, and with a bunch of drunk screaming girls runnign around, I'm aurprised one of us didn't get bitten.  Ahhh..the life of a sorority girl....


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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/13/2007 10:26:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I learned one night that raccoons look an awful lot like kittens when you're hammered.





Thats okay I thought i saw abag in my yard one night coming home hammered.....turned out to be a skunk so when i walked over to pick it up i got sprayed.....needless to say I still havent lived that one down....oh and calling people at 3 am or so to get them to search around for tomato juice just makes it all that much more fun.

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/14/2007 6:01:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

6. The kinds of girls who go out wearing skintight catsuits and arent into BDSM ussualy have very big vanilla boyfriends.


That makes sense. It just isn't safe for a single woman to go out wearing a skintight catsuit... for some reason, they tend to attract perverts

quote:


16. Saying you'll kill Mario and fuck Princess Toadstool in the ass does not make you look tough or smart.


i find this hard to believe, but i will take it under advisement.

These kinds of stories are why i drink alone!

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RE: 22 things I learned - 12/14/2007 8:25:17 AM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		Dear stud,

Have fun, see the world when you are young. Do all that you want to do. When you are 44 you will be glad.

Freazing in PA.

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