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MasterMataeo -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 8:03:05 AM)

the Best gift I ever recieved was a hand made glass etching and card  ,, it was the thought that went into it




rubberpet -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 9:36:31 AM)

I think the best gift to get a master is a Mistress.  Masters are just confused individuals who haven't discovered the joy and freedom of submitting to a dominant woman. [:D]




chellekitty -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:00:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BloodLuna
 ps.  old bastard.  luna looked on ebay for asian house girls for you, midgets and otherwise - there must be a run on them with Christmas. 


someone sold a human that didn't want to be sold on ebay and now it's against the rules to sell people on ebay....silly people and their illegal slavery ruining our consensual slavery....

edited to add: that might have been tried to sell a human....i don't know if the sale went through....




BloodLuna -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:02:38 AM)

chellekitty - lets start our own auction site:  subBay.  all slaves are sold on a contractual basis, most items used or refurbishes and are sold as is, prices and sizes may vary, once used slaves cannot be returned or exchanged. 
 
luna




Dnomyar -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:15:08 AM)

Why pay for a midget when santas elfs are running around this time of year. Luna try Captian Black Gold or Sail tobacco for his pipe.




chellekitty -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:21:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BloodLuna

chellekitty - lets start our own auction site:  subBay.  all slaves are sold on a contractual basis, most items used or refurbishes and are sold as is, prices and sizes may vary, once used slaves cannot be returned or exchanged. 
 
luna


i don't wanna go to prison....

edited to add: unless i can be housed with the male inmates....that would be hot....dammit, making myself horny over here




Hotch -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:26:58 AM)

Nice thread throwing around gift ideas, but I'm thinking, if you give a gift based on a strangers suggestion... I'm not seeing a whole lot of meaning in it.  Good luck with that!




Hotch -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:28:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BloodLuna

chellekitty - lets start our own auction site:  subBay.  all slaves are sold on a contractual basis, most items used or refurbishes and are sold as is, prices and sizes may vary, once used slaves cannot be returned or exchanged. 
 
luna


Good luck getting UPS to insure that package.  Hell, I can't even ship live fish.




ghitaPVH -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:31:10 AM)

I havent decided on what Im getting my Sir either. He's bloody miserable when it comes to getting him anything. He gets mad if I spend money on him, there's nothing he "needs" cause if he needs something he just goes out and buys it himself, and if I buy something useless he'll yell at me for wasting money. I dont really want to get him anything "kinky" cause for some reason that always seems to me like Im buying something for myself ya know? Like, hey..heres this really nice paddle I just made for you..wanna use it on me? yea, shrugs...never seems quite right. Maybe Ill buy him one of those weird shaped prostate stimulators....yea.....he'll probably throw that at me....sigh. Ill probably just bake him cookies. of course he'll just give them away and tell me we dont need the sugar....




RCdc -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:33:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kitttty

Any suggestions? I was thinking of getting a kinky gift and a regular gift, but I don't know what would be good.

If you are a Dom, what was the best gift you ever got?


Submission?[8|]
Yeah - well hell, someone had to say it.
 
the.dark.




Qithoras -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:40:42 AM)

Perhaps a bit short notice, but you could write him a small book or some such.






OldBastardly1 -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:40:44 AM)

ghita,

If there possibly something you can make him? Something that, by making it, shows how much He means to you?

I was in a similar confusion once, she loved clowns ( forget the jokes, please ) so I went to a ceramics shop, had one fired that was a clown with small round holes in it for different colored marbles. I took everything home, did all the work in private ( baked the marbles to get cracks in them, painted it, etc. ), put a small light up it's ass to shine throught the cracked marbles. End result, she loved it, made her cry with joy because she knew it was a gift of love.




subtee -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:45:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BloodLuna

chellekitty - lets start our own auction site:  subBay.  all slaves are sold on a contractual basis, most items used or refurbishes and are sold as is, prices and sizes may vary, once used slaves cannot be returned or exchanged. 
 
luna


Crap. I bet I'd be a refurbish. AND I'm not Asian, AND I'm not even short. No bids...




Dnomyar -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:55:37 AM)

ok subtee I bid my 2 cents worth.




ghitaPVH -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 10:59:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OldBastardly1

ghita,

If there possibly something you can make him? Something that, by making it, shows how much He means to you?

I was in a similar confusion once, she loved clowns ( forget the jokes, please ) so I went to a ceramics shop, had one fired that was a clown with small round holes in it for different colored marbles. I took everything home, did all the work in private ( baked the marbles to get cracks in them, painted it, etc. ), put a small light up it's ass to shine throught the cracked marbles. End result, she loved it, made her cry with joy because she knew it was a gift of love.


Id LOVE to buy him a clown...mainly cause I have a small sadistic side..he's terrified of them! I think next year Im going to dress all the UMs up as clowns for halloween and make him drive them around town....

ok, anyway, I know it was just a suggestion....yea..ive been working on coming up with something I could make...im just not all that talented with anything but wood...and I cant carve for shit, and I just cant see building him a peice of furniture for christmas. sucks when thats all you know how to build.




subtee -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 11:00:51 AM)

Woot! Thank you [:)]




OldBastardly1 -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 11:02:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

quote:

ORIGINAL: BloodLuna

chellekitty - lets start our own auction site:  subBay.  all slaves are sold on a contractual basis, most items used or refurbishes and are sold as is, prices and sizes may vary, once used slaves cannot be returned or exchanged. 
 
luna


Crap. I bet I'd be a refurbish. AND I'm not Asian, AND I'm not even short. No bids...



can you say in  a small voice "oooooh....you so beeeeg...you numba 1"?




ghitaPVH -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 11:06:24 AM)

no no no..say...."Fy dolla, me luv you long time, Fy dolla"




OldBastardly1 -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 11:07:25 AM)

OMG....I think I just got wet




ghitaPVH -> RE: What is a good gift for your Master? (12/14/2007 11:09:57 AM)

~hands the Old Bastard a package of depends~




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