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MissBenson -> Hello from Brooklyn everyone and...can you help? (8/17/2005 10:05:37 AM)
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Hello all...my name is MissBenson from Brooklyn, New York. I have a million questions
and yes I'll tell a bit about myself but first I'd just like to give forth with a loud " HEELLP!"
The subject is HOW in the HELL do I write a note to someone ? It seems impossible to do so unless they write you and then you can just hit " reply' of course.
I am not madly computer savvy but i simply cannot seem to find ANYthing on this site that would indicate how in the buggery bollocks one does this! Growl.
ALSO. There seems to be NO indication, NONE, of how one is supposed to browse through the profiles. I feel like a perfect cretin but dammit I don't see how all this is done.
Of course i'm relying on the kindness of my fellow kinks ( since a letter to " support "
resulted in... absolutely no response! What a bargain!) but I am offering a Fat Bribe too;
to wit: A full-on Tuscan, Venetian or hybrid of both ( like me) home-cooked four course
meal with of course wine for the fabulon being who slices through this gordian knot
for me.
And since I am still- apparently- more computer-cretinous than even I thought please
send your response to my mailbox, right?
So, about Precious Darling: 47, look 33 in spite of having been seriously ill the better part of the last eleven YEARS - amazing, no?- first language Italian, double citizenship w/ the
Land of the Guineas also, own half a brownstone built in 1870 filled with among other
things one sissydog, two beautiful cats and 83 cookbooks, and forty odd boxes of books.
It's amazing how many bookcases one can NOT buy when every penny goes to one physician or another...
First kinky experience consisted of a charming and ( I now realize) MASSIVELY irresponsible french pal giving me an extreme topping session with a beautiful and
frighteningly/enchantingly greedy and experienced bottom as a nineteenth birthday present.
Keep in mind that all I had done at that point was read " Histoire d'O" and that I was
a virgin in respect of pretty much ALL sex. Eeek.
Of course there is more but I suspect that I am being a BIG ole english major and writing far too much...I cannot tell you all how much I have enjoyed reading all the stuff on this site and with what charm and humor most of you brothers and sisters have struck me.
Be well, Miss Benson
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