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Sooooo wrong, but soooo funny! - 12/14/2007 11:26:41 AM

soultoshare

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A Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she said.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident and why she thought the cat stuttered.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say 'Fuck!!!', the rottweiler ate him!"

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RE: Sooooo wrong, but soooo funny! - 12/14/2007 6:18:53 PM

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Dumb cat, should heve been running and/or climbing not standing there stuttering.

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RE: Sooooo wrong, but soooo funny! - 12/16/2007 8:38:09 AM

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I love it, thank you. D6M

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RE: Sooooo wrong, but soooo funny! - 12/16/2007 10:42:16 AM

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LOL cute!

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RE: Sooooo wrong, but soooo funny! - 12/17/2007 12:57:53 PM

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lol.. Nothing worse than a stuttering pussy.

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RE: Sooooo wrong, but soooo funny! - 12/17/2007 4:47:09 PM

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I bet that Rottweiller was a real PUSSY!!!!!!!!

After all, you are what you eat..

Sincerely,

Mutt the Pussy

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RE: Sooooo wrong, but soooo funny! - 12/18/2007 4:19:08 AM

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Naw, poor bastard.

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RE: Sooooo wrong, but soooo funny! - 12/18/2007 2:08:26 PM

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Well at least the rot had the decency to put the kitty out of its misery.

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RE: Sooooo wrong, but soooo funny! - 12/18/2007 6:44:52 PM

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good, looks like i'm not the one who likes to eat pussy... i was starting to feel so alone

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RE: Sooooo wrong, but soooo funny! - 12/22/2007 2:17:36 AM

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At least it wasn't a pussy suffering from dentata. *shivers*

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