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Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 12:19:00 PM

TexasMaam

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I know many of you are adamant about being 'out' to your family, friends, coworkers about your BDSM proclivities, but I'm just not one of those "up front and in your face with BDSM" sort of people.

On the contrary, I've lost jobs, friends, and the love and respect of various extended family members because of my BDSM activities over the decades. Having leared a few lessons the hard way, I now demand the utmost in discretion from my male submissive.

I don't attend group activities, unless they are a comfortable distance from home, and even then rarely if ever divulge my true identity to any BDSM afficionados other than my submissive. "Behind closed doors", and I like it that way.

Once in awhile, though, despite my/our best efforts, our BDSM fetishes just have a way of jumping out into the daylight all by themselves.

Recently my 'manthing's new company cellphone went on the fritz. He travels a great deal and uses his company cell all day every day. He was effectively 'lost at sea' without any communication with his customers and managers back in the office, so I encouraged him to use 'our' mobile phone that he also carries with him until the situation could be rectified.

You guessed it.

I forgot to warn him to change his recorded greeting before he started punching in company numbers.

Imagine their surprise when his business associates called and went to voicemail, only to hear this sweetly recorded message that is usually for MY ears only:

"This is 'manthing'. How may I serve you, Ma'am?"

The next morning, manthing began telling me of an associate who had called and later told him he thought he must have reached the wrong number....because he just knew that couldn't be the right voicemail!

My poor manthing was worried that I'd be upset, because he knows how much I want that side of our relationship kept private, but the whole scenario struck me as hilarous, and I positively howled with laughter until I cried!

manthing is such a brawny sumo wrestler kinda guy, the very thought of someone hearing that message still makes me laugh out loud!

So, rather than discuss whether to be 'out' about WIITWD, I'd like to hear some other 'oh jeeze I can't believe they ____, ______, _______,(heard), (saw), (learned) THAT!' stories.

Anyone else have a good 'I blew my cover when.....' story you'd care to tell?

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 12:28:56 PM

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Not caring about inorout the only anecdote I have is---

One time in bed I farted pretty hard and I am positive the coverlet fluffed a little.

Ron

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 12:33:46 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Not caring about inorout the only anecdote I have is---

One time in bed I farted pretty hard and I am positive the coverlet fluffed a little.

Ron

Ron, you are always so tactful

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:00:38 PM

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Where I work, the VP of Finance once was laughing with me when visiting at my desk - I have this little fairy wand that's really cute. It lights up and chimes. She said "Oh I have a vibrating wand in my office." Without thinking, I exclaimed, "A Hitachi???"

She said, "HUH?"

"Oh, never mind...I was thinking of something else."

She went on to say she wants to give these vibrating wands to her whole staff - she thinks it would make them all happy.

Ha! It was all I could do to not run with it. She was obviously talking about some other kind of wand, but imagine stifling my reaction of thinking of the entire Finance department, gifted with Hitachi's from the boss.

I did, however, have my cover blown when a former boss practices taking screen shots of employees' computers and took a shot of my screen as I was writing/reading private email with a past Dominant (yahoo mail). I was asked to resign as he did not want "my kind" working there.

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:02:58 PM

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the first time i "out" myself was live on air while co-hosting a show when Daddy called my cellphone. that was fun radio - chatting the rest of the time about Him and the metal collar around my neck. bosses didn't bat an eyelid but they were surprised about my "alternative" lifestyle.

the first time i "out" myself in front of my family was when i wore my metal collar at a family function ...no one asked so i really didn't have to explain anything to them. i did get compliments about how interesting my jewelry choice is becoming these days. the second time i really "out" myself was when Daddy called to wish me a Happy Thanksgiving. i answered my cellphone like i usually do "Hi, Daddy" and my mother thought i was talking to my real father ...i told her no just a man i know - oops! yeah she was curious but doesn't pry into my private life so she left it at that.

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:07:32 PM

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I, fortunately, have the luxury of a very understanding family. I have three gay uncles and a ton of relatives so my family has seen and heard just about anything a person could ever not want to see or hear.

My cover was, however, blown once. Back when I lived with my folks, they discovered my collection of toys. Imagine their surprise to find their teenage son owned a vibrating butt plug among many other kinky items. I think they were most upset about the pictures. They thought they were obtained from the Internet; thank god for hoods. I was made to burn the pictures (oh no, big deal, they were computer print outs and I had the images on my computer) and throw away the kinkier toys. I was, thankfully, allowed to keep my butt plug. I don't know how I would have managed without my beloved plug.

Anyway, from that day forth, toys were kept hidden under my parents' bottom dresser drawer. I mean, honestly, if a parent is searching for your stash, where better to hide it than in their room? They would either have to be incredibly stupid or incredibly smart to search their own room for your stuff.

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:12:50 PM

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Mine was how my aunt and I discovered we were both kinky. We rarely talked much but she was at her moms (my grandmothers) fixing up her computer and was online. We started chatting and talking about how we'd both lost a lot of weight. We decided to swap pics and I gave her one- totally not thinking that I was wearing my collar at the time which happened to be a large black leather double studded row with a big O ring in the center thing that I wore constantly.

She asked about it and I tried to laugh it off "Oh that's just something I like to wear"

She responded "So you aren't a sub?"

I just was stunned for a few seconds, with no idea how to respond and eventually said "Are you telling me my aunt is a submissive?"

She said "Actually I'm a dominant, you can call me Auntie Maam"

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:17:20 PM

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My Daddy took me to his company's 4th of july party last year. I didnt really want to go, but I went cause Daddy said to. We were hanging around listning to the live band watching the mud boggin trucks (yea, its that kind of a christmas party....we are rednecks you know) anyway, this guy is tossing out beads (the necklaces) from the band. did have to flash anyone for them, he was just tossing them out occasionally. Anyway, there I am, standing next to Daddy's boss and coworkers and their wives, and I get tossed this string of beads. Damn beads are a good inch in diameter, not the typical little 1/4" beads you usually see at the parades and such.

Out of my mouth, I hear "oh damn, these things could be used as anal beads!"

I think its the first time I have ever seen my Daddy blush.

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:22:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Not caring about inorout the only anecdote I have is---

One time in bed I farted pretty hard and I am positive the coverlet fluffed a little.

Ron

If it was only a fluff.......coulda been worse

Jeff

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:31:55 PM

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I had attended a company party at one time that was buffet-style,when one of the waiters reconized me and immidately fell to his knees stating "Ma'm its good to see you again" Busted!! However,everyone laughed thinking it was a joke, since they all call me "MS" anyway.

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:35:11 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jovonna

I had attended a company party at one time that was buffet-style,when one of the waiters reconized me and immidately fell to his knees stating "Ma'm its good to see you again" Busted!! However,everyone laughed thinking it was a joke, since they all call me "MS" anyway.

Hahaha. That's awesome. Did you run with it or were you taken completely surprised?

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:39:48 PM

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My mother and I are both very open about sex and when I was finally grown enough to really talk about it with her, she actually confessed that she had a D/s relationship with an ex but was more of a sadist than a Domme.

So I got together with my Dom, who is also my fiance (who my mom adores! first time ever, thank god) and I always kind of wanted to tell her, but was too scared. So my Dom ordered me some thigh highs as a present and they got shipped to my house and my mom asked what it was that I got. (A week earlier I had gotten the collar we ordered for me, which was hidden in a box somewhere in my room) So I told her it was some stockings and she asked to see them (not in a prying parent way, but more like a friend would ask) and she commented that the strings up the back and the metal hooks that they criss corss through made them look like I was a Domme. I laughed and said very matter-of-factly, "No, actually, I'm the sub, he's the Dom." And that was how it came out.

After that there were a few funny incedents. We've had many heart-to-hearts about submission and kink and such. One night, me and my Dom were in my room playing, thinking she was asleep. My mom is deaf and has cochlear implants and had walked by the room with only one ear on, the implants are kind of like high-tech hearing aids that involve computer chips in her head but the external part has to come off at night. So she walks by my room and thought that she heard water dripping. In reality, she was actually hearing my Dom either flogging or cropping me. She asked us the next morning and we all got a good laugh out of it.

It has not been negative in my life yet, but I am careful to keep it to only those I trust 100%.

Edited to add:

I also went upstate with my Dom a few months ago and we were in a supermarket and as we were checking out, a clerk walked by. I was wearing my colalr out for the first time and the guy stopped, looked at me, looked at the collar and then at my face again and with eyebrows raised said "Very nice collar!" I was so shocked and left giggling, my Dom with a bright smile on his face.

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:40:27 PM

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I had some friends from the hospital over. My son comes out of my room with my daughter. There were handcuffed together. He was arresting her, but didn't have the key. (They were 7 and 6). I pulled out my keychain, unlocked them and said they were not suppose to play in my drawers.
At work the next day, one of the nurses asked me "So how many pair of handcuffs do you own?"
(geesh only 4 unless you count leg irons).

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:58:33 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TexasMaam
....so I encouraged him to use 'our' mobile phone that he also carries with him until the situation could be rectified.

You guessed it.

I forgot to warn him to change his recorded greeting before he started punching in company numbers.

Imagine their surprise when his business associates called and went to voicemail, only to hear this sweetly recorded message that is usually for MY ears only:

"This is 'manthing'. How may I serve you, Ma'am?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 1:59:58 PM

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well, my story(s) are no way near as funny as the ones i read! But, he goes: when i made a move to Denver, my dad came to help me. He was a welcome help as he pushed the move and kept me on my a**. He started packing a box and ran across a BDSM book.. it was a title with leather in it- i cant precisely remember the name.. but he was all "Ohhh.. what is this?" And then.. he came across lingerie of mine.. that was more embarrassing for me, but he was cool about it and laughed it off. i was more surprised at his reaction to the book though. Also makes me wonder too as he has stayed here and the spare room has my cross in it. He didnt question that at all!! Hmm,maybe he didn't want to know. :)

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 2:23:15 PM

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I have a story which hasn't happened yet, but knowing me, is likely to happen before long. So I have a European style bad that sits close to the floor and uses slats instead of a box string to support the mattress. Now, there are no bed posts which was just poor planning on my part when I bought the bed. As such, I went to the local hardware store and bought some eye-hook bolts, washers and nuts. I then drilled holes in the frame and created my own version of bed posts. Affixed to these are lengths of rope which are used in various ways to restrain. I just know the next time I move I'm going to totally forget they are there and whoever is helping me disassemble the bed is going to see these. It will be funny indeed, I just hope it isn't my father.

I also forget about the time I was almost outted to my roommates. Being that I am currently outside of a relationship, I sometimes practice self bondage. I usually bind myself in a spread eagle position but this time I decided to restrain myself such that my bare ass was sticking up in the air exposed. I had applied a gag and a hood as well. So I froze the key to the locks in a bottle of water, bound myself and set in for a long night of restraint (it takes ~8 hours for the water to melt down to where the key is frozen). Well, I had accidently left the lights on in my bedroom so my roommate (who is extremely close minded and homophobic) comes down the stairs and knocks on the door. I hear him say, "Yo, are you here? You left your dog upstairs, I'm going to put him in your room." Thank god he didn't actually come in far enough to see my ass high in the air, balls dangling and my limbs securely affixed to the bed frame. Although, for all I know, he did see me and never said anything; hoods make hearing footsteps rather difficult. I suppose had I really been that worried I could have accessed my back-up key which is suspended in a jar of old 5W-30 above my bed, but then I would have been in the market for a new mattress. That key is there strictly in case of serious emergency (fire, choking on the gag, water bottle tips over, etc.).

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 2:35:26 PM

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Having a fetish biz ,having pic's posted online for all to see , having my name shouted across a crowed mall or store in an outting kinda way .Well all those factors rolled into that which is my life.I can not be too shocked when out with family for a night out having someone come up to me and ask- Hey when are you vending next ?Did those STRAP ON's come in ?and the paddles we spoke about too?All this infront of family, i am sure they know yet i have not come out and showed them the pictures ,scrap book or marks etc .BDSM is my life never ashamed though it can be interesting when mixed with others who either do not know or do not want to know .I am proud this is my life yet i dont walk around with a beat me whip me make me write bad checks shirt on .Although that may not be a bad idea meet more people LOL .
I have had some interesting encounters in public , more so after i started teaching and doing demos .Some people just do not have correct timming ,they maybe thrilled at a class and wish to express that , yet disregard who your with .
I chalk most of those experiances up to them maybe being new, or exhightment of new learning wishing to express their gratitude ,Maybe have not learned the protocals yet .Sometimes try'n to explain makes it worse .

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 2:48:06 PM

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My adult son was over today to help snowblow the driveway and move some mattresses from a spare bedroom since a new bed I have ordered is beeing delivered and set up coming over earlier than expected since he and his girlfriend had a party to go to, being the driveway took longer than expected due to a shear pin breaking and had to be replaced he was in a rush afterward to get the mattresses moved and got there before I had a chance to clean up , and my bondage gear is on my bed, he knows I am involve but was a bit embarrased to find, when I than commented "Do you like my kinky gear?" he starts shushing me worried that his new girlfriend would overhear LOL for someone that was aware his reaction to finding was quite comical, it was not till after he left that I happened to notice that the room he and his girlfriend moved the mattresses to , had 2 vibrators sitting in plain view

I can just imagine how embarassed he will be if his girlfriend comments on them later and having to try and explain his mother to her. Living alone does have it's advantages but can have it's disavantage if someone shows up when you are not expecting and not a good idea to forget the toys are sitting out

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 2:56:47 PM

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I was sitting with my mom reading while she was on the internet. She stated that she had found a wonderful book site and I said that it probably didn't have the book I was looking for. She said "Oh what book?" and I just blurted out "The better bondege book". Talk about kicking your self. Thankfully she just said that I was strange and left it at that. (not that she didn't know that already)

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RE: Ever blow your own cover? - 12/16/2007 3:01:10 PM

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Only people who would ever ask me questions would be close family members, and even then they dont really care either way, I could go so far as to show them any scars or marks I got and they would just shrug it all off.

What can I expect being raised by amazons I suppose.

Hell my own grandma saw some marks one time.

"Tigremijo...whats on your back?"
"oh umm..thats D----"
"oh shes one of those "

Gotta love my Nana.

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