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RE: Funniest Safewords - 5/10/2008 7:45:14 AM   
BlackPhx


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Status: offline 		Mine is cranberry which gets real fun around Thanksgiving and Christmas a I seem to be safewording constantly while I cook. However the one that works best for me is my head swiveling around and a low growl escaping my throat...it simply says do that again and YOU get hurt.

Best I have heard was "Die Motherfucker!!" said with real feeling!

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 5/18/2008 6:32:24 AM   
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RE: Funniest Safewords - 5/18/2008 7:34:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		The best safeword i've heard used was "you fucking cunt" *smiles*

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 5/18/2008 1:44:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Pharate.  It is a pupal phase just before an insect emerges from it's cocoon; in other words it is thinking "get me out of here!"  Made sense and easy for me to remember as a bio geek.  But I'm a little strange that way.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 5/18/2008 6:48:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was playing with a submissive for the  first time and her safe word was Mt. Dew. She was being really quiet no matter what I did. So I just turned it up {violet wand} until she said Mt. Dew. We still giggle over that every time we see each other. We giggle because that is what I drink and it never fails that I have one in my hand when I see her.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/12/2009 6:30:34 PM   
Tandor


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Status: offline 		The two oddest I've heard were "Power Down" & "Pugfart"

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/12/2009 8:32:57 PM   
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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/12/2009 9:10:57 PM   
Celene


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(this after I coaxed / convinced that it's not smart not to have a safe word)

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/12/2009 9:22:18 PM   
VampiresLair


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Status: offline 		Fox and I were joking about safe words once, since he doesnt have one and someone accused me of being a dangerous domme because of it.  So, I suggested that we go with stoplight colors. We were both in a mood, and tossing jokes around left and right, so he said to me "thats not fair to the colorblind..."
So, his official safeword, so I am not a dangerous domme is "top gray!" which according to my friend Byran who is completely colorblind is how the red light looks.
He only uses it when I am tickling him.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/12/2009 9:31:53 PM   
LordDarkPleasure


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Status: offline 		I've heard the word "safeword" as a safeword.  The lady was being spanked so hard she couldn't remember the actual safeword. so she screamed:

- "Safeword!"

Confused, I was all
-"...what? that's not the safeword!

-"I don't care, safeword!"

I stopped, and since then this is her safeword :)

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/12/2009 9:34:47 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		I have a friend who uses squishmitten as a safe word...Its only funny to her and I cuz we know what it means, but eh...

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/12/2009 10:26:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sweets and I have never played that hard (At least not yet).  But The one that ALWAYS makes Him stop is "AAHH!!! OhmyfuckinggodCRAMP!"  He stops and massages my leg.  Just for a second, and then keeps going. I don't think I have ever asked Him to, or wanted Him to actually stop though. Even when it hurts.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/12/2009 11:08:48 PM   
Catgirl711


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Status: offline 		Danube and Zambezi are my favorites.


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/13/2009 10:47:43 AM   
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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/13/2009 1:04:02 PM   
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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/13/2009 1:22:21 PM   
readytoserve39


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Status: offline 		Mine is beer-fuck, the two things I like best in life.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/13/2009 1:30:46 PM   
schoenekitty


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/13/2009 3:21:42 PM   
akisha


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Status: offline 		One guy thought my safeword was "snowcone" I swear I never said it but he says he heard it and he stopped everything cause he was stumped hehe

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/13/2009 6:39:15 PM   
unownedredhead


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ORIGINAL: IronBearI use a safeword in a non lifestyle area.. Mine is "Clusterfuck"


Master IB I use that word myself, more lately than ever.  I personally, for a safety word, like,  "I am Batman".


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/13/2009 6:54:06 PM   
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