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carlie310 -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 8:32:49 AM)
I walk toe-heel, when I'm pretending to be a ballerina. Then I pirouette, arabesque. . .and fall on my ass. I tend to stumble over lines drawn in the sand, too.

piperpilot -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 8:33:08 AM)
I think slaves should walk with me, I am their Master and they know that, they don't have to walk any special way for me to know that. I take care of my property and treat it accordingly, my dog does not walk heel to toe. He walks at my side, we both know that I am the Master. I don't understand why this is even brought up, unless someone feels that it is demeaning to have someone walk heel to toe. I think the only reason to walk heel to toe is to practice to the drunk driving test, then, it may come in handy. Have a great day all, Master Robert

Jeffff -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 8:51:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: carlie310 I walk toe-heel, when I'm pretending to be a ballerina. Then I pirouette, arabesque. . .and fall on my ass. I tend to stumble over lines drawn in the sand, too. If you were crawling....you wouldn't stumble Jeff

carlie310 -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 8:56:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff quote: ORIGINAL: carlie310 I walk toe-heel, when I'm pretending to be a ballerina. Then I pirouette, arabesque. . .and fall on my ass. I tend to stumble over lines drawn in the sand, too. If you were crawling....you wouldn't stumble Jeff No, but I'd probably somersault.

Jeffff -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 9:09:42 AM)
In a skirt?...will there be panties involved? Jeff

ravennfyre -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 9:31:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sweetstorm quote: ORIGINAL: IrishMist quote: ORIGINAL: sweetstorm I prefer skipping myself. LOL YOu skip, I'll hop [8D] This totally calls for a game of Simon Says. or perhaps "Mother May I?"

julietsierra -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 10:13:33 AM)
ok...thanks... Now, I getting this picture of Marty Feldman as Igor in Young Frankenstein saying "walk this way" as he limps on one leg, dragging the other behind him, leaning heavily on a short cane with the hump on his back high in the air. "no... this way" handing the short cane to Gene Wilder playing Frankenstein. juliet

chellekitty -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 10:36:31 AM)
next time you're in a crowd (perferably without any law enforcement....they tend to get all frowny about this hehe...) try calling out "Red Light" then wait a few seconds and then call out "Green Light" ....rinse and repeat....to see how many people will stop when you say red light and go when you say green light....you can't give them too long between the two though....its hillarious...people will stop without knowing why they are stopping, adults and children....it is programmed into your brain when you are a child from the game...also, it works better where people are being leisurely...like at the zoo....

mnottertail -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 10:40:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff quote: ORIGINAL: carlie310 I walk toe-heel, when I'm pretending to be a ballerina. Then I pirouette, arabesque. . .and fall on my ass. I tend to stumble over lines drawn in the sand, too. If you were crawling....you wouldn't stumble Jeff I Try--- Macy Gray Games, changes and fears When will they go from here When will they stop I believe that fate has brought us here And we should be together But wer,e not I play it off but I'm dreamin of you I'll keep it cool but I'm fiendin. I try to say goodbye and I choke I try to walk away and I stumble Though I try to hide it it's clear My world crumbles when you are not near Goodbye and I choke I try to walk away and I stumble Though I try to hide it, it's clear My world crumbles when you are not near I may appear to be free But I'm just a prisoner of your love I may seem alright and smile when you leave But my smiles are just a front I play it off but I'm dreamin of you I'll keep my cool but I'm fiendin I try to say goodbye and I choke I try to walk away and I stumble Though I try to hide it it's clear My world crumbles when you are not near Here is my confession May I be your possesion Boy I need your touch Your love kisses and such With all my might I try But this I can't deny I play it off but im dreamin of you I'll keep my cool but I'm fiendin I try to say good bye and I choke I try to walk away and I stumble Though I try to hide it it's clear My world crumbles when you are not near and that is all we can ask of our slaves. Me

HotFaerieMama -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 10:42:56 AM)
.why am i reminded of all those dance classes i took...?

mydomsabstrd -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 10:48:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Besides....shouldn't slaves crawl?...especialy if they are taller?....walking upright could lead to a bratty attitude maybe thats why im a brat i need to crawl more lmao

subtee -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 10:51:34 AM)
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out Got a good reason for taking the easy way out now She was a day tripper, one way ticket yeah It took me so long to find out, but I found out She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there now She was a day tripper, one way ticket yeah It took me so long to find out, and I found out Tried to please her, she only played one night stands Tried to please her, she only played one night stands now She was a day tripper, Sunday driver yeah It took me so long to find out, and I found out Day tripper Day tripper yeah Day tripper Day tripper yeah... -JGPR

mnottertail -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 10:54:12 AM)
Theres a brand new dance but I dont know its name That people from bad homes do again and again Its big and its bland full of tension and fear They do it over there but we dont do it here Fashion! turn to the left Fashion! turn to the right Oooh, fashion! We are the goon squad and were coming to town Beep-beep Beep-beep Listen to me - dont listen to me Talk to me - dont talk to me Dance with me - dont dance with me, no Beep-beep Theres a brand new talk, but its not very clear Oh bop That people from good homes are talking this year Oh bop, fashion Its loud and tasteless and Ive heard it before Oh bop You shout it while youre dancing on the ole dance Floor Oh bop, fashion Fashion! turn to the left Fashion! right Fashion! We are the goon squad and were coming to town Beep-beep Beep-beep Listen to me - dont listen to me Talk to me - dont talk to me Dance with me - dont dance with me, no Beep-beep Beep-beep Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion La-la la la la la la-la Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion La-la la la la la la-la Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion La-la la la la la la-la Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion La-la la la la la la-la Saftey Dance Committee

subtee -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 11:03:44 AM)
Safety? There's no safety on the dance floor! Akon:] Shady Convict Upfront Akon Slim Shady I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2X):] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh! Upfront style ready to attack now Pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down Convicts got the whole thing packed now Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now! I feel it down and cracked now (ooh) I see it dull and backed now I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2x)] [Eminem:] Ooh...Looks like another club banger They better hang on when they throw this thing on Get a lil drink on They gonna flip for this Akon shit You can bank on it! Pedicure, manicure kitty-cat claws The way she climbs up and down them poles Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls Trying to hold my woodie back through my draws Steps upstage didn't think I saw Creeps up behind me, she's like "You're!" I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase No time to waste back to my place Plus from the club to the crib it's like a mile away Or more like a palace, shall I say Plus I got pal if your gal is game In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing "Akon!" [Akon:] I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus] Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo And all marvelous them rolling Women just holding big booty rolling' Soon I'll be on Eminem throwing "D!" Hitting no less than "Three!" Block wheel style like "Whee!" Girl I can tell you want me because lately I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus]

mnottertail -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 11:06:21 AM)
Put on my blue suede shoes And I boarded the plane Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues In the middle of the pouring rain W.C. Handy -- won't you look down over me Yeah I got a first class ticket But I'm as blue as a boy can be Then I'm walking in Memphis Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale Walking in Memphis But do I really feel the way I feel Saw the ghost of Elvis On Union Avenue Followed him up to the gates of Graceland Then I watched him walk right through Now security they did not see him They just hovered 'round his tomb But there's a pretty little thing Waiting for the King Down in the Jungle Room (Chorus) They've got catfish on the table They've got gospel in the air And Reverend Green be glad to see you When you haven't got a prayer But boy you've got a prayer in Memphis Now Muriel plays piano Every Friday at the Hollywood And they brought me down to see her And they asked me if I would -- Do a little number And I sang with all my might And she said -- "Tell me are you a Christian child?" And I said "Ma'am I am tonight" (Chorus) Put on my blue suede shoes And I boarded the plane Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues In the middle of the pouring rain Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues In the middle of the pouring rain Ron 'Who do you think has a bigger dick, me or Elvis?' the Man

chellekitty -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 11:26:29 AM)
Clap your hands everybody Slide to the left take it back now yal One hop this time Right foot lets stomp Left foot lets stomp Cha Cha now yal To the left Take it back now yal Two hops this time Two on the left Two on the right Cha Cha now yal Slide to the right Slide to the left Take it back now yal One hop this time Right foot lets stomp Left foot lets stomp Charlie Brown Cha Cha now yal Five hops this time Touch your knees how low can you go can go down low All the way to floor Can you bring it the top like you never never stop One hop this time Right foot lets stomp Left lets stomp Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Cha Cha now y'all

subtee -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 11:30:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Ron 'Who do you think has a bigger dick, me or Elvis?' the Man Pffffft. Easy one. Clearly you do, as evidenced by your cerebral acuity, which is TURNING ME ON, DAMMIT Ah, ah Ah, ah Ah, ah, Ah, ah Ah, ah Ah, ah Ah, ah, Ah, ah Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, What in the world is that thing? Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away That has got to be the smallest dick I've ever seen in my whole life I have ever seen in my whole life Get the fuck outta here Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want, Don't want Don't want Don't want Don't want Don't want Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Isn't that cute an extra belly button You need to put your pants back on honey Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want, Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Iny wee(x15) Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Pobre, pobrecito Que diablo eso Pobre, pobreci, pobre procito Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso Don't (X36) --20 Fingers Now can we get a room??!!

chellekitty -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 11:59:54 AM)
Rough Sex Lords of Acid Love, Love is the answer Wooho - Ooho (x4) When I think about Love I don't think about a Bright Moon Twinkling Stars Red Wine Silent Whispers Holding Hands Secret Loveletters I think about Pure Sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex Love, Love is the answer Wooho - Ooho (x4) When i think about Love I don't think about candlelights Red Roses Wedding Bells Moonlight Serenades Warm Summer Nights I think about Pure sex, Deep Sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex Love, Love is the answer Wooho - Ooho (x4) When I think about Love I don't think about a bright Moon Twinkling Stars Red Wine Silent Whispers Holding Hands Secret Loveletters Candlelights Red Roses Wedding Bells Moonlight Serenades Warm Summer Nights A table for Two I think about Pure sex, Deep sex, Hard Sex, Rough Sex Wooho - Ooho (x4)

IrishMist -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 12:11:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Bastiche!!!! Enough I say.......... This has went far enough!!!! you have crossed the line and you are on the Other Side. Ron and the heel toe , toe heel walk if in high heels makes a nice ass. NO PLEASE DON'T PUT ME ON THE OTHER SIDE Anything but that...

IrishMist -> RE: heel to toe (12/17/2007 12:12:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: carlie310 quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff quote: ORIGINAL: carlie310 I walk toe-heel, when I'm pretending to be a ballerina. Then I pirouette, arabesque. . .and fall on my ass. I tend to stumble over lines drawn in the sand, too. If you were crawling....you wouldn't stumble Jeff No, but I'd probably somersault. LOL carlie a somersault with a hop, skip and a jump thrown in?

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