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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 6:35:05 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: batshalom

Lady E! If I reassign my sexuality, can I have all those neato features too???


sadly not - it only works on male to female transitions; why this is, remains a mystery, though the leading theory suggests that castration leads to a reduction in distraction, and the redirection of energy and concentration into other aspects of life which previously held no interest.

unfortunately, data on urination habits post reassignment is not forthcoming, though
the treatment is believed to have no significant effects in this regard. 

E

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 7:12:56 AM   
lalbobbilynn


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Status: offline 		When reading half way through the posts on the first page i came across something You seem to rock at Gris ........ lmao ........ i had no idea if You were talking about my car, a snow blower, a new sex toy, or a nuclear bomb!!!! Darlin' ....... You are so beyond house cleaning, and scrambled eggs!!!!
Ok ...... if You are still hell bent on the pancakes, i will share a secret! i have this device, is smaller than a loaf of bread, called "The Pancake Factory". It is a dual pancake maker with a lid of sorts. Just throw the batter in the circles, close the top, and four minutes later ........ like magic You shall have the perfect pancakes!!!

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 10:16:28 AM   
MizSuz


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ORIGINAL: topcat

Nope! In the northeast, we have Peapod .com, but I am sure you lefties have some sort of similar opputunity. If not- start one.



Depends on how far northeast you've gone.  There are still places in the great northeast that are farther in the boonies than the damned gulf coast.

/me shuttles off, grumbling.


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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 10:31:51 AM   
popeye1250


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From: New Hampshire
Status: offline 		I'm a very good cook and can cook anything.
I'm making a standing rib roast for Christmas.
I made a *complete* turkey dinner for Thanksgiving.
I am a bit of a slob though. The place is cluttered with paperwork.
I use my kitchen table for my office.
I can cook, clean, do laundry, iron, and a bunch of other things out of neccessity, I live alone.
Doesn't everyone piss in the shower?
I just cleaned out one of the bathrooms yesterday.

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 11:00:22 AM   
KatyLied


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I could be a better housekeeper
I could be a better cook
I could be better at managing my time
Sometimes I get tired
quote:


Doesn't everyone piss in the shower?


NO.


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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 1:40:56 PM   
Real0ne


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Status: offline 		ever write your name in the snow :)

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 5:21:27 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: lalbobbilynn

When reading half way through the posts on the first page i came across something You seem to rock at Gris ........ lmao ........ i had no idea if You were talking about my car, a snow blower, a new sex toy, or a nuclear bomb!!!! Darlin' ....... You are so beyond house cleaning, and scrambled eggs!!!!
Ok ...... if You are still hell bent on the pancakes, i will share a secret! i have this device, is smaller than a loaf of bread, called "The Pancake Factory". It is a dual pancake maker with a lid of sorts. Just throw the batter in the circles, close the top, and four minutes later ........ like magic You shall have the perfect pancakes!!!


No fucking WAY!!!!

This is even BETTER than learning pancakes come from a box!!!!

(Thank God...'cause I was just about to start peeing on my socks).

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 8:13:09 PM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		don't know what you mean by up and out, but I just stand there  spread my legs and pee,
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

ok I gotta ask.....how many ladies practise peeing up and "out"  standin in the shower.....I hate squatting.
Lucy

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 9:59:37 PM   
adoracat


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Status: offline 		i dont make pancakes.  i make an ASSLOAD of belgian waffles then freeze them for laters.  i can cook without reaching for a cookbook, turkey isnt dry, but i cant make piecrust to save my soul. it comes out tougher than shoe leather.

wofl doesnt realize how spoiled he is, he's never had to pick up his own socks.  nor do anything more than sit up to have coffee in the am. 

my grandfather, i am told, made pancakes the size of a dinner plate that were light as feathers, and he'd never tell my granny how he made them.  (he was a short order cook)

i have been known to pee in the shower.

kitten, laughing

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RE: Truth - 12/18/2007 10:29:24 PM   
popeye1250


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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

I live alone and I definitely dont pee in the shower, 'cos I very rarely take one, a shower I mean.
I pee in the sink instead.
Well... I have to go upstairs otherwise.

I can look after myself foodwise etc. House is a bit of a tip tho'


Seeks, do you know the difference between Lace Curtain Irish and Shanty Irish?
The Lace Curtain Irish take the dishes out of the sink before they piss in it.

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