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Level -> RE: Continuous Story (12/19/2007 4:14:46 PM)
jimmied open the lock on Mike Ditka's Suburban.....

rubberpet -> RE: Continuous Story (12/19/2007 6:18:33 PM)
and drove to Soldier Field to watch the Bears lose another game. When she got to the stadium she bought....

joshua69 -> RE: Continuous Story (12/19/2007 6:38:46 PM)
2 beers and the biggest pretzel allowed by law. She left the game early and returned to the Suburban only to find that the body wasn’t where she had left it. A sound seemed to tear itself from the howling wind. Buella looked around and peered into the looming darkness. How long had she been working the lock? Something sliding. Stopping. Sliding. Closer now. A soft metallic clink. Where the hell were those damned keys? Fighting the panic clawing at her spine, she began a frantic search of the vehicles’ interior. A shadow fell across the dashboard…

MiladyElaine -> RE: Continuous Story (12/20/2007 10:15:41 AM)
and a goofy looking yeti raised himself from the backseat and gave a little wave.

rubberpet -> RE: Continuous Story (12/20/2007 12:56:40 PM)
That goofy looking yeti laced up some knee-high boots, hiked up a frilly skirt, and started doing the cancan. Then it jumped onto a lightpole and started doing a pole dance. The local bums started lining up for lap dances, when one bum reached into his pants and pulled out....

SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Continuous Story (12/20/2007 2:33:00 PM)
A gigantic rubber chicken. He proceeded to thrash the pole dancers across the back of the legs as they danced with said rubber chicken which was a hue of yellow....

MiladyElaine -> RE: Continuous Story (12/22/2007 9:35:53 AM)
yellow never seen in this perfect world! One of the bums asked Yeti, "where did you get a chicken that color and what is it called?" Yetti answerd,

angeldevil -> RE: Continuous Story (12/22/2007 3:47:23 PM)
Too much corn and gin, but it is a lovely shade of ochre, which I describe as JollyGreenGiant with a slight hint of liver failure. The chicken has secret plans to desert me and start a new life, what should I do?

ShreveportMaster -> RE: Continuous Story (12/22/2007 8:27:26 PM)
and the bum answered "you must accept the pullet surprise for awful dialouge"...

rubberpet -> RE: Continuous Story (12/23/2007 7:41:15 AM)
Well, the chicken starting mouthing off, so the bum started choking it. The yeti yelled, "Stop choking my chicken, you asshole!" A cop, who happened to be walking his beat near-by, heard this and arrested the bum and yeti for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace. They were thrown into a holding cell after processing where they met...

EvilGenie -> RE: Continuous Story (12/23/2007 7:52:45 AM)
Buella who was arrested for indecent ugliness and.....

butterfishmaniac -> RE: Continuous Story (12/31/2007 5:11:07 AM)
and a depraved character, who to this day still revels in the looks on the faces of the audience, she sexually performed her acts of....

gillybean -> RE: Continuous Story (12/31/2007 6:38:46 AM)
swallowing whole strands of spagetti and then sneezing them out of her nose. This has attracted quite a following and her nuerous fans include...

EvilGenie -> RE: Continuous Story (12/31/2007 7:27:32 AM)
Sting, Barbara Streisand, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter to name only a few, though Buella likes...............

MiladyElaine -> RE: Continuous Story (1/1/2008 10:57:49 AM)
makeup, she never wears it. She's decided she likes the taste of it instead. So she's eaten tubes and tubes of lipstick and drank bottles and bottles of liquid makeup. Unfortunately this has made her ...

gillybean -> RE: Continuous Story (1/1/2008 1:15:02 PM)
a little cross eyed, and a lot cranky. It also causes the spagetti to come out red and has frightened the audience as they mistook it for....

rubberpet -> RE: Continuous Story (1/2/2008 7:39:02 AM)
bloody tapeworms! In the audience was a doctor who told her how to get rid of them. She has to.....

Jeffff -> RE: Continuous Story (1/2/2008 8:14:17 AM)
Take 2 asprins and call him in the morning. In the mean time the Doctor....... Jeff

gillybean -> RE: Continuous Story (1/3/2008 1:31:21 AM)
... scooped up the red spagetti (still thinking it was blood worms). He pickled it in a glass jar for later use. He then took the jar and contents to show his colleague at...

MiladyElaine -> RE: Continuous Story (1/3/2008 8:04:59 PM)
the lab. Said colleague thought they might be extraterrestial? and set up some equipment to test them. One huge machine had a mirror looking down at the specimen which was encased in a see through substance to keep from being contaminated. When he focused the mirror and looked through the microscopic lens he was surprised to see....

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