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RE: Continuous Story - 12/19/2007 4:14:46 PM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 12/19/2007 6:18:33 PM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 12/19/2007 6:38:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		2 beers and the biggest pretzel allowed by law. She left the game early and returned to the Suburban only to find that the body wasn’t where she had left it. A sound seemed to tear itself from the howling wind. Buella looked around and peered into the looming darkness. How long had she been working the lock? Something sliding. Stopping. Sliding. Closer now. A soft metallic clink. Where the hell were those damned keys? Fighting the panic clawing at her spine, she began a frantic search of the vehicles’ interior. A shadow fell across the dashboard…

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RE: Continuous Story - 12/20/2007 10:15:41 AM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 12/20/2007 12:56:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		That goofy looking yeti laced up some knee-high boots, hiked up a frilly skirt, and started doing the cancan.  Then it jumped onto a lightpole and started doing a pole dance.  The local bums started lining up for lap dances, when one bum reached into his pants and pulled out....

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RE: Continuous Story - 12/20/2007 2:33:00 PM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 12/22/2007 9:35:53 AM   
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One of the bums asked Yeti, "where did you get a chicken that color and what is it called?"
Yetti answerd,


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RE: Continuous Story - 12/22/2007 3:47:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Too much corn and gin, but it is a lovely shade of ochre, which I describe as JollyGreenGiant  with a slight hint of liver failure. The chicken has secret plans to desert me and start a new life, what should I do?

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RE: Continuous Story - 12/22/2007 8:27:26 PM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 12/23/2007 7:41:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, the chicken starting mouthing off, so the bum started choking it.  The yeti yelled, "Stop choking my chicken, you asshole!"  A cop, who happened to be walking his beat near-by, heard this and arrested the bum and yeti for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace.  They were thrown into a holding cell after processing where they met...

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RE: Continuous Story - 12/23/2007 7:52:45 AM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 12/31/2007 5:11:07 AM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 12/31/2007 6:38:46 AM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 12/31/2007 7:27:32 AM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 1/1/2008 10:57:49 AM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 1/1/2008 1:15:02 PM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 1/2/2008 7:39:02 AM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 1/2/2008 8:14:17 AM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 1/3/2008 1:31:21 AM   
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RE: Continuous Story - 1/3/2008 8:04:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		the lab.  Said colleague thought they might be extraterrestial? and set up some equipment to test them.  One huge machine had a mirror looking down at the specimen which was encased in a see through substance to keep from being contaminated.   When he focused the mirror and looked through the microscopic lens he was surprised to see....

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