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DvilsDom -> TENJOOBERRYMUDS (12/19/2007 12:13:03 PM)



This is a hoot ... sad, because it is TRUE ..... but a hoot!!!!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...

In order to continue getting-by in our home land, we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'

Gu est : 'Sorry, I thou ght I dialed room-service.'

Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'

Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?'

Guest: '.....What??'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'

Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.'

Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'

Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'

Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'What?'

Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'I... don't think so.'

RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'

Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'

RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'

Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
Room Service: 'We bodder?'

Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'

RoomService: 'Wad?!?'

Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side.'

RoomService: 'Copy?'

Guest: 'Excuse me?'

RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?'

Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'

RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??'

Guest: 'Whatever you say.'

RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'

Guest: 'You're welcome'

Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '.....and you do, don't you!



ItalianSMistress -> RE: TENJOOBERRYMUDS (12/19/2007 4:43:50 PM)

That was slightly frustrating,,,,but I do understand, lol



LadyLynx -> RE: TENJOOBERRYMUDS (12/19/2007 5:28:17 PM)

grrr. that would make me go to the kitchen to demand that they have someone who can speak clearer english to answear the phones.  Unless I am in a different country.



Brad11235 -> RE: TENJOOBERRYMUDS (12/20/2007 4:16:07 PM)

Why must people butcher the English Language?  Isn't it bad enough as it is?  I'm reminded of an article I read where a Brittish student handed in a report written in net speak.  Just think, these poeple will be in charge some day, and then what will we do?



VadFarkas -> RE: TENJOOBERRYMUDS (12/20/2007 4:27:47 PM)

Reminds me of last time I called tech support.



domahpet -> RE: TENJOOBERRYMUDS (12/20/2007 8:15:45 PM)

sheesh grouchy people, its just a joke...



rubberpet -> RE: TENJOOBERRYMUDS (12/21/2007 4:53:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VadFarkas

Reminds me of last time I called tech support.


I feel ya, dog!  I think he moonlights at Dell tech support!



nyrisa -> RE: TENJOOBERRYMUDS (12/22/2007 2:17:27 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Brad11235

Why must people butcher the English Language?  Isn't it bad enough as it is?  I'm reminded of an article I read where a Brittish student handed in a report written in net speak.  Just think, these poeple will be in charge some day, and then what will we do?



I can certainly understand your concerns. But then again, I bet William Shakespeare would be upset about the English that we speak, too. Who knows what the language will be like in 50 years?



Saratov -> RE: TENJOOBERRYMUDS (12/22/2007 3:32:30 PM)

B b but we don't speak english in the USA, we speak american ( 'merican). [8|]

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GabrielleSlave -> RE: TENJOOBERRYMUDS (12/22/2007 3:41:46 PM)

Well i for one thought it was hilarious and i am a hater of all those who butcher this beautiful language....

Gabrielle xx



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