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The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/21/2007 1:49:48 PM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		ok ladies, it's Christmas at Collarme; and i offer the fallacious assumption that even basement-bound bitch-boys deserve something for the holidays other than the sweater and socks they get from mommy every year

i ask you to be kinder to these underdeveloped, socially stunted, emotionally awkward, pasty-skinned, balding hermits living on hot pockets and mountain dew than they actually merit

please, delve into your divine diabolical souls and insanely insidious imaginations and yank out a couple of paragraphs of excessively exaggerated examples of things that can only be possible online

so... charge up your nuclear-powered, titanium-spiked, 54 inch strap-on vibrator; tear open a hole in a barely male body and violate it to your heart's content


note: i so expect this to be moved or even deleted; but, maybe it will be fun for a bit


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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/21/2007 3:27:36 PM   
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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/21/2007 4:17:47 PM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		gee, for some reason i'm not surprized that this thread found its' way to my old home at Polls and Other Random Stupidity

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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/21/2007 4:32:07 PM   
angeldevil


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Status: offline 		Every one deserves their dreams to come true at Christmas time, but heck your hair looks damn gorgeous on that pic

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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/21/2007 6:59:27 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: angeldevil

Every one deserves their dreams to come true at Christmas time, but heck your hair looks damn gorgeous on that pic


why thank you, my deliciously delightful diametrically disposed darling


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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/22/2007 10:46:48 AM   
chellekitty


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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/22/2007 11:21:48 AM   
petdave


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde
i ask you to be kinder to these underdeveloped, socially stunted, emotionally awkward, pasty-skinned, balding hermits living on hot pockets and mountain dew than they actually merit




Diet Pepsi, actually... i'm trying to watch my figure.

(desperate, futile *bump*... buncha heartless Grinches!)

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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/22/2007 3:36:10 PM   
angeldevil


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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: angeldevil

Every one deserves their dreams to come true at Christmas time, but heck your hair looks damn gorgeous on that pic


why thank you, my deliciously delightful diametrically disposed darling


Well ok there analogy and alliteration accepted but stop being coy and share the hair products!!



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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/23/2007 7:58:05 AM   
rubberpet


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Status: offline 		Way to go, darch...giving to the less fortunate!  Isn't it sweet and thoughtful how he wants to give back to those pathetic earwax digging dimwits who wouldn't know what to do with a real woman if one lowered herself to the point of giving out a freebie?  He's such a giving soul.  He's a better man than me because I say fuck those losers.  Pass those fuck-tards another hot pocket and pray that the lowly male in question doesn't violate the hot pocket in a re-enactment of American Pie.

Well, bye for now.  Mistress is dressed in Her red latex catsuit and is firing up Her nuclear powered strap-on.  It's time for me to be locked in multiple layers of rubber, ass raped by Her for hours on end, and sealed in a vacbed until She is ready to violate me again like a hot pocket.

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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/23/2007 8:31:40 AM   
dawntreader


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quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

Well, bye for now.  Mistress is dressed in Her red latex catsuit and is firing up Her nuclear powered strap-on.  It's time for me to be locked in multiple layers of rubber, ass raped by Her for hours on end, and sealed in a vacbed until She is ready to violate me again like a hot pocket.


Why do i find that HOT? LOL!
 
i guess i need some lunch! Perhaps a lean pocket as i am watching my girlish figure!
pocket peace,
        j

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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/23/2007 8:33:37 AM   
dawntreader


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quote:

ORIGINAL: angeldevil

Every one deserves their dreams to come true at Christmas time, but heck your hair looks damn gorgeous on that pic


i so agree! Absolutely beautiful! i adore men with long HEALTHY hair

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RE: The Official (because i say so) Wank Fodder Thread - 12/23/2007 1:50:15 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: angeldevil

Well ok there analogy and alliteration accepted but stop being coy and share the hair products!!




the only things i use in my hair is Pert Plus Fresh, it does a great job and the menthol in it feels really nice; and for styling, which i only do if i go out and absolutely must leave my hair down, is Philip B's Lovin' Leave In conditioner... even on my thick hair, just a little gives  5-6 hours of hold and doesn't do the helmet hair thing, i can even run my fingers through it without getting stuck or all icky... you can find it online or at limited salons and beauty supply shops for 25 dollars for a 6.5 ounce bottle, i'm generally not a label queen; but for my needs and my hair there's no substitute


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