Which headline would you most like to see..

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[Poll]

WAR IS OVER (as in, all fighting has ceased forever)

44% (13)

NO MORE DISEASE - CURE FOUND (for all diseases, cancer, HIV, etc)

27% (8)

JESUS IS BACK (as in, the second coming of Christ on Earth)

13% (4)

LIFE ON MARS CONFIRMED (honest to goodness proof of intelligent life)

3% (1)

POVERTY: A THING OF THE PAST (everyone has the money to live well)

10% (3)

FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH DISCOVERED IN SIBERIA (stop aging by living there)

0% (0)

Total Votes : 29

(last vote on : 8/29/2008 4:24:27 PM)
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slavegirljoy -> Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 3:03:17 PM)
Which headline would you most like to wake-up to on New Year's Day? Or, write your own. You can make it serious or fun. slave joy Owned property of Master David

EvilCrimeLord -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 3:11:43 PM)
POORLY DESIGNED FRIDGE MAGNET KILLS ANT

Level -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 3:20:27 PM)
I picked an end to poverty, joy. Very good poll, by the way.

EvilCrimeLord -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 3:25:02 PM)
I pick the stories that go unreported....no one ever thinks of the ant fatalities. You just don’t care because it’s us and them isn’t it!

GentleLee -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 3:27:23 PM)
I have to go for "POVERTY: A THING OF THE PAST ". It just breaks my heart to see people with even less money then me also stuggling to get ends to meet.

slavegirljoy -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 3:36:11 PM)
EvilCrimeLord, You, obviously, have a very different opinion of ants than i do. You don't want to know how many ants i killed this past summer. Of course, i only kill the ones in the kitchen. The "free ants" that live in the yard are safe from me and my ant spray. Thanks for the responses, so far. Thanks, Level, for the compliment. i thought it could be interesting and timely. i always wonder what the first headline of the new year will be. slave joy Owned property of Master David quote: ORIGINAL: EvilCrimeLord I pick the stories that go unreported....no one ever thinks of the ant fatalities. You just don’t care because it’s us and them isn’t it!

Level -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 3:36:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EvilCrimeLord I pick the stories that go unreported....no one ever thinks of the ant fatalities. You just don’t care because it’s us and them isn’t it! Damn the ants, do you hear me? Damn them!

EvilCrimeLord -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 3:43:54 PM)
Me shakes head. I dunno what happened to the love and humanity? This is a sad day for ant types everywhere but in me they have a friend and guardian oh yessss because where I see double sided tape on the floor I will remove it, where I see any spray I will dilute it. The ant people will rise and become unstoppable, you will rue the day you said that, rue I say and I don’t say rue often!

LaTigresse -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 3:54:39 PM)
Tough answer but I chose an end to war. If we do that imagine all of the extra money we will have to fight poverty and look for cures for terminal illnesses and so forth. Don't care about life on Mars.......with my travel budget I'm not going there anytime soon. Don't want to see Jesus come back, they would just tazer his ass and toss him in the nut house.

EvilCrimeLord -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 4:00:39 PM)
but but without poverty who is going to make those Nike bling bling imports? See on the face of it people think ending poverty is a good idea but they never think through the implications.

hisannabelle -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 5:04:50 PM)
i picked war is over. it was a toss up between that and poverty, but i think war being over would go a long way to solving the poverty issue, and maybe if we weren't so busy fighting over resources and getting tons and tons of everything, we could actually share and help with that, too. trickle down effect and all ;)

xiam -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 5:37:55 PM)
How about: Cute Frenchman Comes to Visit American Girl: Nation Rejoices But that's just me. (winks) War is Over would be my second choice!

slavegirljoy -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/21/2007 7:55:19 PM)
You know, that wouldn't be a bad headline. After all, if that were the main news event of the day, then it would have to mean that there was nothing more serious going on in the world to report on. That's a nice thought, actually. No tsunamis, no car bombs going off, no refugees fleeing a war zone. Thanks for the suggestion. Oh, but, your second choice would be more news worthy. slave joy Owned property of Master David quote: ORIGINAL: xiam How about: Cute Frenchman Comes to Visit American Girl: Nation Rejoices But that's just me. (winks) War is Over would be my second choice!

EvilCrimeLord -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/22/2007 6:48:21 AM)
CUTE FRENCHMAN INVOLVED IN SPEEDBOATING ACCIDENT, NINE HOUR FACIAL RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY PERFORMED BUT HE STILL LOOKS TOO FRENCH.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/22/2007 6:52:10 AM)
Impreachment proceedings begins for the Bush and Cheney

rubberpet -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/23/2007 8:14:57 AM)
I'm with LaTigresse. The money saved from ending wars could do all sorts of good for our country, especially ending poverty and eradicating diseases. But since this is in the Other Random Stupidity category, I don't see it as wise to break from tradition! [:D] Midget psychic robs bank...police warn "Small medium at large" Santa goes on strike...Mrs. Clause to deliver presents; doesn't wait til last minute. Christmas comes early.

oreogirl -> RE: Which headline would you most like to see.. (12/23/2007 1:02:42 PM)
GLOBAL MIRACLE! WAR, POVERTY, & DISEASE DISAPPEARS!

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