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How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 7:04:43 AM

pahunkboy

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Ok- lets hear some ideas so as to have some semblence of a dating life.

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 7:07:53 AM

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Drop your wallet accidently on purpose with all your cash falling out. Hey it works for I.

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 8:16:53 AM

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Shake your groove thing?

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 9:01:36 AM

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I've written a form letter for you but please use it wisely because with great power comes great responsibility...

Hello [insert name]

You took a mystery and made me want it [insert name] and you got a pedestal and put me on it. You made me love you out of feeling nothing that’s something that you do and I was there and not dancing with anyone. You took a little, then you took me over, you set your mark on stealing my heart away. Leaving me crying, trying, anything for you.

I’m in the middle of a chain reaction because you, [insert name], give me all the after midnight action. I want to get you where I can let you make all that love to me because I’m on a journey for the inspiration to anywhere and there isn’t no salvation.

I need you to get me nearer to you [insert name], so you can set me free. We often talk about love, love, love but you make me tremble when your hand moves lower [insert name], you taste a little then you swallow slower. I find that nature has a way of yielding treasure; pleasure made for you, oh you got to plan, your future is on the run so shine a light for the whole world over.

[insert name] you will never find your love if you hide away, crying, dying, all you got to do is get in the middle of a chain reaction because you only get a medal when you’re lost in action.
I want to get your love all ready for the sweet sensation; Instant radiation.

I hope this tool helps

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 9:05:49 AM

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First of all - STOP LOOKING!

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 9:07:03 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MiladyElaine

First of all - STOP LOOKING!

yep that's good advice

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 9:14:06 AM

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I know this is the conventional wisdom. But if this worked, I would be surrounded by a hareem of soul mates.

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 10:35:36 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: EvilCrimeLord

I've written a form letter for you but please use it wisely because with great power comes great responsibility...

Hello [insert name]

You took a mystery and made me want it [insert name] and you got a pedestal and put me on it. You made me love you out of feeling nothing that’s something that you do and I was there and not dancing with anyone. You took a little, then you took me over, you set your mark on stealing my heart away. Leaving me crying, trying, anything for you.

I’m in the middle of a chain reaction because you, [insert name], give me all the after midnight action. I want to get you where I can let you make all that love to me because I’m on a journey for the inspiration to anywhere and there isn’t no salvation.

I need you to get me nearer to you [insert name], so you can set me free. We often talk about love, love, love but you make me tremble when your hand moves lower [insert name], you taste a little then you swallow slower. I find that nature has a way of yielding treasure; pleasure made for you, oh you got to plan, your future is on the run so shine a light for the whole world over.

[insert name] you will never find your love if you hide away, crying, dying, all you got to do is get in the middle of a chain reaction because you only get a medal when you’re lost in action.
I want to get your love all ready for the sweet sensation; Instant radiation.

I hope this tool helps

It is so tempting to use that!!!!

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 10:38:29 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

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ORIGINAL: MiladyElaine

First of all - STOP LOOKING!

yep that's good advice

Interesting. I suppose that you found your special someones by just falling over them on the street?

I detest with a passion when people say Stop Looking. As if, anything good in life is not worth seeking.

Unreal.

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 10:39:26 AM

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I'd even take Mr Wrong right now.

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 11:08:37 AM

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Stop looking. Don't be consumed by it. Build a nice life for yourself. Offer it to the universe and let it decide what will be. If you have a better plan let me know, I could also use one. But on some days, I really don't care.

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 11:09:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

I'd even take Mr Wrong right now.

you think thats desperate?

I'd be prepared to be taken by Mr Wrong right now

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 11:31:20 AM

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Or even Mr. Right Now.

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RE: How can I meet Mr Right? or Mr Maybe? - 12/22/2007 11:45:39 AM

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Get a quarter share in a Cherry Grove house during the summer? Okay you would only be meeting possible LDR's but you would meet a lot of people and they might know of someone closer to you.

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