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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

Someone who is too shallow to respect that is certainly no one I would want to date.  If you want a woman (or a man) with soft hands, either make damn sure you date someone who works a desk job and who is not nearly interesting or personable enough to have a great passion for any sort of physical activity, or plan to support someone so they do not have to work at all.  

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

There are reasons that working people in some professions *need* callouses on their hands, in case that is too difficult for some folks to figure out. 

Someone who is too shallow to respect that is certainly no one I would want to date.  If you want a woman (or a man) with soft hands, either make damn sure you date someone who works a desk job and who is not nearly interesting or personable enough to have a great passion for any sort of physical activity, or plan to support someone so they do not have to work at all.   Elsewise, STFU about the normal consequences of working hard at something that matters. 

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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY
FYI,  one of the characteristics that makes a women attractive to me (and many men) is the display of a sense of humor.

Firm

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ORIGINAL: PANHEADSFOREVER
IT IS IGNORANT TO TAKE SUCH A LARGE GROUP AND CATEGORISE THEM INTO ONE.....

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ORIGINAL: Darcyandthedark

For you politeone - anything - but then I'd be hijacking the thread - meh - whats new?
 
the.dark.

eh ... hijack away, dark.  This thread is meant to be humorous.

And, yes ....  owning your own whoopie cushion puts you in the Partheon of "women with a sense". 

Firm

Monday, October 1, 2007
An Essay on England. Featuring several American ironical devices.

The English are a funny bunch. Well, in truth, they’re an infuriatingly tedious bunch of fungal encrusted yeast infections, but to get the piece started, let’s call them funny.

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Canadian geneticists studying British school children in 2004 concluded, (hesitatingly of course) that there is evidence to suggest “measurable chromosomal damage” to the English gene, which may go some way to an explanation.

The study suggests a possible link between chromosomal damage and alcohol, which the English have a long history of abusing. Other suggestions include the English tradition of inbreeding between family members but whatever the cause, the damage helps explain why so many, many English people have weak chins, round faces, thinning hair, a tendency toward mongoloid features and a general look that seems ever so slightly Downes Syndrome in appearance.

Except the people with Downes Syndrome of course.

They look like English runway models.

And the cruelties of Mother Nature do not stop at the Englander’s gaspingly hideous good looks. The English are notoriously badly made. Pale skin that freckles in the sun, teeth that appear to grow virtually sideways out of their gums, a predisposition toward halitosis, chronic dandruff the size and shape of corn flakes, EEES (or Enormous-English-Ear Syndrome), pipe cleaner arms, chest hair that looks like it grew in an arse, notoriously sensitive tummies and long, hairy ET fingers that seem to have seventy five knuckles on each hand.

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For example, the unpleasant, often indefinable odor of the common English person is largely due to their attitude toward personal hygiene, which is unenlightened to say the least. Queen Victoria is still highly regarded by the British people as a woman of consummate cleanliness and was famed for indulging in regular baths, “up to two a week”.

The reluctance of the typical British person to engage in regular washing is best encapsulated in the long-standing American joke, overheard in a London tavern.

MAN: Hey, that guy was the best salesman I ever met. Why I dare say he could even sell a bar of soap to an Englishman.
MAN2: Ha ha. Now I know you’re joking.

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The form of English most people mistakenly believe has been exported to the rest of the world is called The Queens English and is referred to as such largely on account of the fact that the only person in the whole of Britain who speaks that way, is the Queen. And she’s German.

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