The kinky twelve days of Christmas (Full Version)

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jonathan -> The kinky twelve days of Christmas (12/23/2007 12:41:54 AM)

One of my ex's & i came up with this in 1993. It's been edited & tweaked, any suggested changes are welcomed. i particularly like number one, that & two & five are sacrosanct and not subject to change. :-)

Sung to the traditional “Twelve Days of Christmas”:


On the first day of Christmas my truelove gave to me:

1) A flogging in public
2) Two spreader bars
3) Three training collars
4) Four wooden paddles
5) Five riding crops (thwack!!!)
6) Six pairs of leg irons
7) Seven slaves a-kneeling
8) Eight silk corsets
9) Nine leather whips
10) Ten nipple clamps
11) Eleven maidens moaning
12) Twelve Ladies whipping





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