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MistressDolly -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/30/2007 9:18:57 AM)
That's fantastic you found your perfect man-who-submits.

MistressDolly -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/30/2007 9:20:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDolly For me, if the male has the sensual IQ of a retarded nat, it still doesn't matter; I can flip him on his back and use him the way I want. The only thing he'll need to do is stay hard...and I haven't had a problem with that ever. ;) See, if I want that I just use a vib or a dildo. No chance of his cell phone ringing and ruining the moment cause of some emergancy, no cold feet afterwards, no having to make conversation and zero chance of getting knocked up. If it's just a sex toy, I don't want to have to treat it as any more than such and I don't want any more complications at all than having to change the batteries. If I've got to do more than that and I have to do all the work, it's not worth my time. It's hard to justify a reasonable comparison between enjoying a hot, boy-toy with a great "cock", and a cold, store bought sex toy "dildo"..... perhaps the penises you've experienced in the past weren't much to write about... I could, though, see a woman preferring a rubber dildo over a hot, yet unskilled cock if she happens to take a "submissive", rather than a "dominant" role in bed. Me, I'll take that perfect cock and make it pleasurable on my own; skills or no skills on his part. ;P

undergroundsea -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/30/2007 10:09:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDolly It's hard to justify a reasonable comparison between enjoying a hot, boy-toy with a great "cock", and a cold, store bought sex toy "dildo Well then I am putting out a patent on a new toy to deal with the cold. It will be a vibrator that will have a heating element inside that will maintain the temperature at rougly 98.6 degrees. You can set it on heat mode only and use it as a dildo. And to power the heating elements, we will need several D size batteries. So there's the size. It will come with complimentary condoms to allow sharing, and to try to disguise the rubbery texture of the toy. The condoms are custom sized and replacement condoms will cost a fortune! We will call this model The Dude. A sister....or rather...brother model will be a water filled latex model. It will be filled with warm water and the latex will be of polymorphe thickness. If after excessive use the latex bursts right smack in the middle of things and we get customer complaints, we will be able to say, hey, you at least got a douching out of it! We will call this model The Big Lebowski. Then we will decide that the bigger model should be called The Big Lebowski and so we will swap the names a few months after the product has been in the market. Yeah, there will be some confusion but maybe people will buy both models. Then we will combine the two technologies and make a model that has latex covering a skeleton of some secret material. Ok, fine, we just haven't figured out what this material is yet. This model will have the heating element. And it will have water in the cavity which will help to transfer the heat from the heating element to the remainder of the body. Also, the water will be partially filled so that it will have a sploshing effect. There will be some sort of secret compressor technology at the very front of the model. And there will be a secret sensor that will determine when an orgasm has been reached. There will be a little mircoprocessor that can be programmed by hooking your dildo up to your computer via a USB cable that will allow the user to specify an orgasm count or a time duration. And when the orgasm count or time duration has been reached, the compressor will squirt water from the front. We have not yet decided whether to market this squirting as an ejaculation simulator or as a cleaning feature. We will call this model The Inbred because it will come into existence due to the union of a brother/sister model. Yeah I know I said above that the two models are brother models but one of them is really a sister who gets pissed when she is referred to as a she and not a he. Cheers, Sea

hardbodysub -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/30/2007 3:46:48 PM)
Just wondering - was the 6" measurement made after he took his teeth out and sucked his face in?

MsPleasure -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/30/2007 4:36:20 PM)
Sounds like fun!

darchChylde -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/30/2007 5:53:19 PM)
so he has a 6 inch tongue; but can he breath through his ears? that's the real question licks his eyebrow and turns away

BrzlianMistress -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/30/2007 9:09:11 PM)
but i doubt his cock is as nice as my slave lol

AquaticSub -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/30/2007 11:27:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDolly It's hard to justify a reasonable comparison between enjoying a hot, boy-toy with a great "cock", and a cold, store bought sex toy "dildo"..... perhaps the penises you've experienced in the past weren't much to write about... I could, though, see a woman preferring a rubber dildo over a hot, yet unskilled cock if she happens to take a "submissive", rather than a "dominant" role in bed. Me, I'll take that perfect cock and make it pleasurable on my own; skills or no skills on his part. I dunno about you, but my dildos are never cold! Mine can be warmed, have a lovely pulsing action, fit exactly how I want them, never come too early or too late - requiring me to finish them off. They are the perfect little "slave" cocks. Frankly, it's not about being submissive - it's about being selfish. If I've got to do all the work, why the hell am I putting up with your cold feet? If you lack the ability to get me off, why the hell am I risking that one of your annoying friends might call and interupt my orgasm? No tongue skills, why am I putting up with your less than perfect breath? No thank you, if you lack the skills you don't get to see the bouncing boobies, I'll take care of myself and not deal with any of your nonsense. If I'm not submitting to someone's pleasure, I'm actively dominant about getting mine. And if you can't cut it, I'm not bothering with you.

MistressDolly -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/30/2007 11:32:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub If I'm not submitting to someone's pleasure, I'm actively dominant about getting mine. And if you can't cut it, I'm not bothering with you. lol, oh ok....

rup4it -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/31/2007 4:59:42 AM)
Dont all us subs

rup4it -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/31/2007 5:02:53 AM)
your sub awaits

undergroundsea -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/31/2007 5:30:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub I dunno about you, but my dildos are never cold! Mine can be warmed, have a lovely pulsing action, fit exactly how I want them, never come too early or too late - requiring me to finish them off. They are the perfect little "slave" cocks. Frankly, it's not about being submissive - it's about being selfish. If I've got to do all the work, why the hell am I putting up with your cold feet? If you lack the ability to get me off, why the hell am I risking that one of your annoying friends might call and interupt my orgasm? No tongue skills, why am I putting up with your less than perfect breath? No thank you, if you lack the skills you don't get to see the bouncing boobies, I'll take care of myself and not deal with any of your nonsense. If I'm not submitting to someone's pleasure, I'm actively dominant about getting mine. And if you can't cut it, I'm not bothering with you. Gosh, you haven't had a good sampling with people with whom you have shared the bed, huh? I went to bed with a woman and I noticed her feet were cold. So I said, Oh no, you are not getting cold feet about going to bed with me! Sorry, it's just not happening! And so then I went and lay at her feet and held them against my chest to warm them up. And all was well ;-) Cheers, Sea

LadyPact -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/31/2007 9:42:54 AM)
I haven't revisited this thread for a while. Guess I was too busy daydreaming about the tongue. It's a tired, old joke, but I've always said one of the greatest fringe benefits about being a Domme is that you always have warm feet. How could they ever get cold if the right boy was sitting at them?

MistressDolly -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (12/31/2007 11:07:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: undergroundsea And so then I went and lay at her feet and held them against my chest to warm them up. And all was well ;-) What a lucky Lady, Sea. You are a gem.

msebonybelle -> RE: I met a sub that has a 6" tongue (1/3/2008 1:31:37 PM)
Jealously is ugly but dammit I'm jealous.

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