LadyEllen
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Joined: 6/30/2006 From: Stourport-England Status: offline
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When I come to power - bit busy right now, but say ten years from now - the membership lists of golf courses will be used to decide who is second against the wall, after financial services types. This may sound harsh, but necessary to engineer the brave new world which I have in mind, in which golf courses will be used for high density housing owned by the party. Further, all books about golf, its history, rules, techniques and players will be burned in an orgy of destruction illuminated by a torchlight parade bringing said publications for purification. Anyone mentioning golf or any variant on it, will be sent to contemplation camps, where they can think over the error of their ways. The word "golf" - which is a stupid word anyway, will be banned, and family, friends and neighbours will be paid to denounce those they know who use it, or might use it. E (who doesnt think much of golf)
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In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.
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