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xxblushesxx -> Hard Won Wisdom; Notes From the Dungeon (12/24/2007 12:15:37 PM)
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I'd like to share with you some of the things I've learned, both as a slave and as a person. Please feel free to add to my list.
1. Even when Master commands you to use the 'insinkerator' for throw away stuff when you're cooking, NEVER EVER EVER put a whole bunch of whole parsley stalks down it. It will clog up the sink with ugly bright green water that will not go down until you physically reach in (with it off of course!) and remove all of the parsley debris.
2. During a session, never say "gimme that, let me show you how it's done".
3. It's not that wise to send your Master links of hurty things and eevil ideas, even if you think they sound kinda fun.
4. Master is quite capable of deviousness all on His own; He doesn't need my help!
5. And, (something I read somewhere) Never let your mom brush your hair when she's mad at your dad.
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