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Rumtiger -> So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/25/2007 6:31:41 PM)

I dunno if an anscestor buttfucked an old gypsy lady the wrong way while on a druken rampage one night, but I seem to have a bit of a curse on me thats been haunting me since highschool.

Any girl I get some kind of connection with...poofs.

no warning, no rhyme, no reason...just...poof, suddenly no trace of them is left on the planet.

do yourself a favor girls, rub mud in your hair, wear billy bob teeth, dont wipe; do what is needed to avoid me getting attracted to you, because apparently my look is the doorway to oblivion.



oreogirl -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/25/2007 6:33:15 PM)

No Tiger, you have just entered my world.  Embrace it, because it seems that it will never change, no matter what.



Griswold -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/25/2007 6:43:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

I dunno if an anscestor buttfucked an old gypsy lady the wrong way while on a druken rampage one night, but I seem to have a bit of a curse on me thats been haunting me since highschool.

Any girl I get some kind of connection with...poofs.

no warning, no rhyme, no reason...just...poof, suddenly no trace of them is left on the planet.

do yourself a favor girls, rub mud in your hair, wear billy bob teeth, dont wipe; do what is needed to avoid me getting attracted to you, because apparently my look is the doorway to oblivion.


Look at it this way....you've finally come to the point in your life that all men eventually come to;

Women don't make any sense.

(You're ahead of the game).



lilsubl -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/25/2007 7:00:03 PM)

why should we make sense??  where's the fun in that???



Daddysredhead -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/25/2007 7:28:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

I dunno if an anscestor buttfucked an old gypsy lady the wrong way while on a druken rampage one night, but I seem to have a bit of a curse on me thats been haunting me since highschool.

Any girl I get some kind of connection with...poofs.

no warning, no rhyme, no reason...just...poof, suddenly no trace of them is left on the planet.

do yourself a favor girls, rub mud in your hair, wear billy bob teeth, dont wipe; do what is needed to avoid me getting attracted to you, because apparently my look is the doorway to oblivion.


Oh, Rummy...

the power you wield!  Dayum...  [:D]



KMsAngel -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/25/2007 7:35:46 PM)

perhaps, tiger, you need to find someone on the other sideof the dateline. then you'll know that she will always live one day longer than you! mind you, there is that slight problem of only ever having a long distance affair..... 



Rumtiger -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/25/2007 8:55:02 PM)

I did...

Mikiko...Japan

and Ida...Poland, I miss her most of all.

and Sara...UK

Janet...Beijing


hmm...hey redhead....nice hair.



Rumtiger -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/25/2007 9:01:44 PM)

So far i've been trying to quell my power a bit with this new invention of mine, one half killians, second half hardest cider you can get ahold of, one super frozen mug or stien, then staf into freeze while head is high in order to create a shell.

Damn tasty



Daddysredhead -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/25/2007 9:30:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

hmm...hey redhead....nice hair.



Thanks, Rummy... 

~ purrs for the sweet tiger ~  [;)]



sunshinemiss -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 5:55:08 AM)

you're really funny - great profile.... silly gals... that's all.. *remember - it only takes one....
peace



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 6:13:19 AM)

*makes mental note - not to book Las Vegas as a honeymoon destination*



thornhappy -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 10:25:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

*makes mental note - not to book Las Vegas as a honeymoon destination*

Yeah, it's enough to make one nervous, and I'm gonna be there next month.  I'll be sure to wear some garlic.

thornhappy



Rumtiger -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 10:59:42 AM)

that dosent work, i'm part italian after all.



NaiveTempest -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 11:45:55 AM)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Sorry but your posts always make me laugh like a demented fool. I better stop...people are staring.......... *snicker*
[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=lol.gif]

laughing to hard to spell right....lol



thornhappy -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 2:44:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

that dosent work, i'm part italian after all.

Doomed, I'm doomed as doomed can be!

thornhappy



Daddysredhead -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 3:48:22 PM)

Wooden stake?  [;)]



thornhappy -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 4:32:29 PM)

Nah, I'll just take a silver bullet....

thornhappy von Helsing



Daddysredhead -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 4:33:50 PM)

Watch out, Rummy...  thorn's packin' !!!



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 4:39:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

that dosent work, i'm part italian after all.

Las Vegas is definitely off as a honeymoon destination!



good4me -> RE: So i'm cursed, another random Tiger moment. (12/26/2007 4:41:27 PM)

Are you getting this



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