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Termyn8or -> RE: Another thread about profiles (12/26/2007 2:49:18 PM)
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So wait now, originally I made light of the subject, but now I must reconsider it.
For reasons of my own, I will not listen to Bruce Springsteen, Lenerd Skinerd or Billy Joel, except for one song, Stiletto. The reasons for this are available on request.
But that is an interesting point. With the above exceptions, and that I am not fond of most rap, I could imagine being chained up and subjected to certain music. What would you do ?
Now don't get me wrong, I can handle some rap, in fact I am fond of Snoop DD's Gin and Juice. I also like 2 Live Crew Banned In The USA. There are a few others, but I hear cars driving around blasting "mothafuker muthafuker this, muthafuker muthafuker that". Unless you live out in the stix, or on the moon you probably have heard it.
My rig can be adjusted so that the bottom cannot touch their face or head in any way. Well if I put a couple of speakers in there and played a few tunes, oh boy. And the karaoke thing. You know how some people sound. Yikes !
I don't mean to again blow my own horn, but I am not bad, they practically twisted my arm to do "What a Wondeful World" Louie Armstrong I think. Well I have a deep voice and the third take was really good and they actually play it. I may have brough it on themselves though. We are all avid AFP readers and when you see the state of the world, well sometimes I would get sarcastic and sing "Ans I think to myself, what a wonderful world". It might be all my fault.But as a result, I can do that song quite competently.
Karaoke is a funny thing. First of all you must drink, of that there is no doubt. But now, all three of us who are permanent in the band (we are looking for a bass player) each have solo artist songs, sung and played by only one. We are in the process now of learning to accompany one another. We are making progress, but............
I have heard some people on karaoke that, well, gimme a minute to think of the words. Ah, I have it, I would rather be eaten alive by a shark.
My buddies with the karaoke machine have this habit, that is to burn you a disk of yourself. If you suck you will know it. Interesting technique wouldn't ya say ?
OMG, there's an idea, restrain someone and make them listen to themself !
When we do the karaoke, it is in a private home and we are all friends. They got the one guy, looks pretty much like a moose, to do a mellow Christmas song. As we gave him a standing ovation we yelled "You Suck !". Everybody cracked up.
What was alot better, oh wait, what was not among the category of "that which does not kill us" was the other guy. The hosts have just about the last DK set of karaoke disks. We are actually looking for a way to copy them for backup, and honestly to make some money. They are not easy to copy. But they got "Devil Went Down To Georgia" and as some of you know David Allen Coe made a parody of that, known as "Devil Went To Jamaica". Looking to sell some weed, later it was "Bet a milliion in cash against your stash" and so forth. My one buddy does that one pretty good.
But his olady ? arrrrrgh. That would be torture.
This is all trippped out. Now I have to find a way to put Springsteen, Skynard and Billy Joel in my hard limits, except for "Stiletto".
I wonder if it will all fit now. Death, (more) bulletholes, blood (mine), anal anything including fisting, amputation and death. I mean ya gotta tell some people everything, or they'll screw it up.
To be able to do that we might have to wait for a software upgrade. I think this site runs ASPPlayground, but I have no idea what version it is in. We should have write in capability. But if the admin of this site seeks such updates, I implore you to not hire any of the people who are running the voting machines. It would wreck the place for sure.
I have other hard limits. Jerry Springer comes to mind. Chain me up and bring in a TV set, I might break the rig. And it is unbreakable.
T
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