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Spanking 101 - 8/20/2005 10:04:50 PM   
evilvix


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Status: offline 		My roommate finds it amusing to swat my ass since my usual reaction is to giggle.
However the other day she actually did tie me down and give me a spanking with a hairbrush until I could not take it anymore. I'd like to know if there's any "Spanking for Idiots" type advice I could give to her. Perhaps a pamphlet I could leave on the kitchen counter LOL. ^_^ Anything?
I want to do it again, and I want her to enjoy it as I do.

-vix
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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/20/2005 11:05:16 PM   
MistressFire70


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Status: offline 		Try "The Complete Spanker" by Lady Green. It's a short, but informative book.

http://www.greenerypress.com/cs.htm

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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 5:45:43 AM   
IronBear


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Status: offline 		How to a spank naughty subby/slave.

First step: catch her.

Second step: hold on to her.

Third step: while holding on to her. Try to get to your cuffs/rope/ whatever you can get your hands on.

Fourth step: carry her to the bed/cross/whatever's handy.

Fifth step: stop and try to catch your breath (while still trying to hold on to her). (she gets away)

Sixth step: catch her again.

Seventh step: threaten her with bodily harm if she doesn't stand still.(she gets away)

Eighth step: catch her again.

Ninth step: threaten to gag her if she doesn't stop laughing.

Tenth step: drag her back to the bed/cross/whatever is handy.

Eleventh step: secure her wiggling body.

Twelfth step: take a nap.

Thirteenth step: choose your paddle/crop/flogger/whatever is handy.

Fourteenth step: wake her up.

Fifteenth step: gag her to stop the giggling.

Sixteenth step: repeatedly smack her ass till she quits shaking with laughter.

Seventeenth step: continue spanking till she starts to moan.

Eighteenth step: give up. No matter what you do you know she's enjoying the hell out of it. This isn't punishment.it's her way of making you please her




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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 5:59:26 AM   
caitlyn


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Status: offline 		Now that, was funny!!!

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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 6:17:06 AM   
mnottertail


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quote:

ORIGINAL: evilvix
My roommate finds it amusing to swat my ass since my usual reaction is to giggle.
However the other day she actually did tie me down and give me a spanking with a hairbrush until I could not take it anymore. I'd like to know if there's any "Spanking for Idiots" type advice I could give to her. Perhaps a pamphlet I could leave on the kitchen counter LOL. ^_^ Anything?

check out www.spankoz.net

I want to do it again, and I want her to enjoy it as I do.
well since I am gonna say that tying down your roommate and spanking her is something you don't see every day, pProbably not an accident, my bets is that roomie does enjoy it already, which makes a really good foundation for communication and the fair and frank exchange of views


Google is your buddy.

Sincerely,
Ron

< Message edited by mnottertail -- 8/21/2005 6:18:58 AM >

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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 6:21:28 AM   
Isolde


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Status: offline 		That's priceless!

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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 6:26:47 AM   
nella


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Status: offline 		Hehe i am luaging myself out of my seat here.

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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 6:27:24 AM   
NakedOnMyChain


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Status: offline 		Just tell her that there's more to spanking than just swatting someone as hard as you can. Then reference what the above people have mentioned.

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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 9:44:51 AM   
MistressIsadora


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Status: offline 		Now that was a great and funny way to begin the day!

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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 9:51:31 AM   
krazysubbiekat


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Status: offline 		i just knew somebody was going to post that. i couldn't find it thought lol

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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 10:29:55 AM   
evilvix


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quote:

ORIGINAL: IronBear

How to a spank naughty subby/slave.





LOL that's so me.. ^_^

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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 10:59:05 AM   
batty24546


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Status: offline 		I was waiting for that post, when i seen it last night. I would have done it, but i couldn't remember where i found it. THat had my mistress laughing all night. Then she spanked me again for spending to much time online....i'm a brat

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RE: Spanking 101 - 8/21/2005 6:04:30 PM   
dominmd


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Status: offline 		That was priceless. I would say search google. You would be amazed at what you find.

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RE: Spanking 101 - 9/3/2005 9:40:12 AM   
OscarHargraves


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Status: offline 		IB You are a classic! Maybe you should consider writing a book with this kind of information in it. I'll bet it would sell like hotcakes at a pancake breakfast!

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RE: Spanking 101 - 9/3/2005 10:56:56 AM   
LadyAngelika


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quote:


Google is your buddy.


Since there are no standards for what is published on the Internet, I would say that knowing how to evaluate Web resources is a must. Bad advice can be worse the no advice.

That said evilvix, you have to be able to communicate to her what feels good for you and give her verbal feedback.

And thanks for the laugh IronBear ;-)

- LA




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RE: Spanking 101 - 9/4/2005 6:03:26 AM   
FirmlyTiedDown


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quote:

My roommate finds it amusing to swat my ass since my usual reaction is to giggle.
However the other day she actually did tie me down and give me a spanking with a hairbrush until I could not take it anymore. I'd like to know if there's any "Spanking for Idiots" type advice I could give to her. Perhaps a pamphlet I could leave on the kitchen counter LOL. ^_^ Anything?
I want to do it again, and I want her to enjoy it as I do.



Open this thread, show it to the rommate and go get busy in the kitchen for a bit...

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RE: Spanking 101 - 9/4/2005 7:01:12 AM   
JohnWarren


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From: Delray Beach, FL
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quote:

ORIGINAL: evilvix
know if there's any "Spanking for Idiots" type advice I could give to her. Perhaps a pamphlet I could leave on the kitchen counter LOL. ^_^ Anything?


The Compleat Spanker by Lady Green (Janet Hardy) from Greenery Press at all major offline and online bookstores and from www.greenerypress.com



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RE: Spanking 101 - 9/4/2005 8:08:54 AM   
Faramir


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Status: offline 		Just knowing there are young girls spanking each other brightens my day immensely.
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RE: Spanking 101 - 9/4/2005 9:21:45 AM   
grits


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Status: offline 		absolutely priceless..lol

Your post brings back some lovely memories. Thanks for Your reply.

grits

(gal raised in the south)

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