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fastlane -> Am I Poly if? (8/20/2005 10:09:49 PM)
I have a Mistess in Cali. a potential subbie in Vermont, a girlfriend in MD,the love of my life transplanting to MN, a hooker who gives me a good price on weekends, two kids, two cats, a dog and a sheep, who always batts her eyes at me? Coz, I don't think I am?

Lordandmaster -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/20/2005 10:11:40 PM)
Is this supposed to be humor?

EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/20/2005 10:25:34 PM)
Right now you're just an active slut having fun. If you form actual intimate relationships that you want to sustain together over a long period and grow into something meaningful, AND are actually able to do that, then you are probably poly.

fastlane -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/20/2005 10:26:52 PM)
Umm, I am Fastlane....Yes! kinda like doing it Elepahant style is funny too.! I know I laugh everytime I see that picture...Those big ears and feet and big...oh my?

fastlane -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/20/2005 10:32:52 PM)
Hmmm E.S. I guess I am Poly then, because they are alll meaningful to me! Who can say what is not and what is meaningful? Who can call one a slut and who should use the term less loosley? Who is to judge? You? I think not, but thank you for replying.

kyakitten -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/20/2005 10:56:33 PM)
Sounds like a complicated situation. I personally couldn't deal so many components, especially given the casual nature of some, but to each their own. Good luck juggling!

fastlane -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/20/2005 11:37:41 PM)
LOL, it's only complicated if you consider it true? Do you really think any Dom could juggle that much on his plate? Somtimes, people don't understand the satire I try to bring to the board, for a smile, a laugh or for thought. Don't beat me up because you disagree with my humor, beat me up because it feels good to you and you enjoy it. Hell, I may like it too![:)]

RavenofPK -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/20/2005 11:39:54 PM)
Forget it.

ScooterTrash -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/21/2005 5:36:09 AM)
quote: Am I Poly if? quote: I don't think I am? You are absolutely right, you aren't. This would have been better suited to the humor boards.

JohnWarren -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/21/2005 6:14:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster Is this supposed to be humor? Based on the OP's record of posting, I would say it was an attempt.

fastlane -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/21/2005 7:07:58 AM)
I am not Poly...or Gay...and this was a weak attempt at trying to bring a smile to face somewhere in the middle of the night, who was as lonely as I was....on this particular night. Since, I am not Poly and have no experience in that particular lifestyle, I should only be reading these threads and learning, not trying to contribute to them. So, I'm taking my boys, goats, hookers, subs and Mistresses all back and apologizing for playing the fool here. No fools....no fun! Peace, Kevin

IronBear -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/21/2005 8:40:02 AM)
fastlane, forget the rest and go for the sheep. You'll end up with lots of wooly jumpers that way....

greenie -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/21/2005 4:29:13 PM)
what's a jumper?

BigEyes -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/21/2005 8:46:59 PM)
Jumper = sweater I think in America. Well this thread made me laugh anyway! Ah the joys of misplaced humour..

MissA -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/22/2005 9:58:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: greenie what's a jumper? greenie: I believe by "jumper" Iron was referring to the flirtatious sheep mentioned and how people often count sheep jumping, over fences for example, as a way to fall asleep (which the OP I guess couldn't do). Hence the term "wooly jumpers." [;)] ~Ms. A~

Niran -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/24/2005 5:56:39 PM)
Its okay, Fastlane, I got a giggle out of it.... N

Taik -> RE: Am I Poly if? (8/24/2005 7:22:32 PM)
I though it was funny... was just curious if you only spend time with the sheep near the edges of cliff's... I'm sure you've heard the bad joke about them pushing back from the edge... If it wasn't the attempt at humor that I though it was... Then I have no idea, I can't handle more then one person at a time.

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