How to spank a naughty sub

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carissa -> How to spank a naughty sub (2/17/2004 8:49:03 AM)
How to Spank a Naughty sub First step: catch her. Second step: hold on to her. Third step: while holding on to her. Try to get to your cuffs/rope/ whatever you can get your hands on. Fourth step: carry her to the bed/cross/whatever's handy. Fifth step: stop and try to catch your breath (while still trying to hold on to her). Sixth step:catch her again. Seventh step: threaten her with bodily harm if she doesn't stand still. Eighth step:catch her again. Ninth step: threaten to gag her if she doesn't stop laughing. Tenth step: drag her back to the bed/cross/whatever is handy. Eleventh step:secure her wiggling body. Twelfth step: take a nap. Thirteenth step: choose your paddle/crop/flogger/whatever is handy. Fourteenth step: wake her up. Fifteenth step: gag her to stop the giggling. Sixteenth step: repeatedly smack her ass till she quits shaking with laughter. Seventeenth step: continue spanking till she starts to moan. Eighteenth step: give up. No matter what you do you know she's enjoying the hell out of it. This isn't punishment.it's her way of making you please her.

iwillserveu -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (2/19/2004 5:35:34 PM)
For those throwing around the definition of SAM, I think we have a winner.[:D]

belongtoyou -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (2/24/2004 7:22:08 AM)
carissa, i was ROTFLMAO on that one! i've been told that it is actually the SUB who has all the power/control in the d/s relationship........now i know "how!" thanks, from one SAM, to another! ~rain~

proudsub -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (2/29/2004 2:18:41 PM)
that must be what "topping from the bottom" means, love it LOL

Voltare -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (3/2/2004 11:24:38 AM)
We are not amused. You must have been recording a session I had with my last slave Stephan

Hiswhsprddesires -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (3/16/2004 5:48:54 PM)
falls on floor laughingThanks i needed that........ kinda sounded like me there for a moment and was looking for the recording devices here [image]local://upfiles/18618/Ig134378033.jpg[/image]

Oldmansmisty -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (4/26/2009 9:48:55 PM)
[sm=LMAO.gif]carissa, now i understand why i love spankings sooo much! puts me in control? giggles

FourQ -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (4/27/2009 5:21:21 AM)
That has to be the best first post I've ever seen. Thanks.

GoodFeathers -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (4/27/2009 7:13:13 AM)
Hey, I was not being naughty! You just didn't notice my brilliance right away. looks around Now where did you hide that darned camera?!

sirsholly -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (4/27/2009 7:15:21 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

kinkienesss -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (4/27/2009 2:41:07 PM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Fitznicely -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (4/27/2009 2:52:52 PM)
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CollaredLisa -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (4/28/2009 1:19:34 AM)
Awesome

suzybeth -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (4/28/2009 1:24:45 AM)
Tha was hilarious! [sm=LMAO.gif]

yourdarkdesire -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (4/28/2009 1:26:15 AM)
yup - sounds about right! giggles and makes another escape attempt

NightTigress -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (4/28/2009 10:41:01 AM)
I just find I get a better beating if I stay still, almost never a bratty sub

Anewworldcallsme -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (9/2/2009 12:15:25 AM)
I do not run from a beating either but this was very funny.

mydestiny2043 -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (9/3/2009 7:15:08 AM)
[8D][8D][8D][8D][sm=LMAO.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

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