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CreativeDominant -> RE: Women!!!! (1/7/2008 11:54:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: oreogirl No, Geoff. We aren't evil. We are sugar and spice and everything nice. And some of us, just some of us mind you, have *a dash* of naughty too.[:D][:D][:D] *~coughs~*

goodmanncharg -> RE: Women!!!! (1/7/2008 12:05:05 PM)
As the Fabulous Thunderbirds once said "Ones too many and a hundred aint enough!"

LaTigresse -> RE: Women!!!! (1/7/2008 12:09:56 PM)
That reminded me of my great aunt. She used to tell me "honey when the good lawd made you he surely broke the mould. And I'm thinking there's gonna be many a man and woman thankful he did!" Thank you for that memory![:D]

KMsAngel -> RE: Women!!!! (1/8/2008 6:23:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant quote: ORIGINAL: oreogirl No, Geoff. We aren't evil. We are sugar and spice and everything nice. And some of us, just some of us mind you, have *a dash* of naughty too.[:D][:D][:D] *~coughs~* oh no, oregogirl, some of us don't even have a dash. we have just a tiny little pinch. just enough to flavour the taste and make people wonder, did she REALLY say that? and did she mean what i think she meant? but the innocenct look overwhelms them and they just think THEY'RE the ones with the dirty mind! [:)]

rubberpet -> RE: Women!!!! (1/8/2008 7:42:27 AM)
Mistress is definitely sugar and spice and everything nice, but a dash of naughty...no way!!! That girl has more than a dash...I think someone dumped the whole damn bottle of naughty in that girl! [:D] Top it off with the sweetest and most innocent looking face known to man and She is a walking death trap! Don't mess with my Angel of Darkness! Being from Cajun country, I know spice and I'll tell you that girl got some spice in Her! That girl's got kick!!! [:D]

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Women!!!! (1/8/2008 2:04:46 PM)
rubberpet, Good for you bro! from what Ive seen here, she's crazy for you too. To be honest, I think I have found someone I adore very much right here in my own state. oh, by the way, you cajun folks SUCK! [:D]

rubberpet -> RE: Women!!!! (1/8/2008 4:27:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: youngsubgeoff rubberpet, Good for you bro! from what Ive seen here, she's crazy for you too. To be honest, I think I have found someone I adore very much right here in my own state. oh, by the way, you cajun folks SUCK! [:D] Thanks for the props, geoff. I hope you and your special someone find that place of happines and harmony, too...just be sure to use a different map than your Buckeyes! [:D] Remember, happiness for Buckeye fans doesn't run through Tiger country! Geaux Tigers!!! Serioursly though, best wishes to you and your lady! [:)] Everyone deserves happiness and I hope you find yours.

NaiveTempest -> RE: Women!!!! (1/8/2008 8:12:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Griswold quote: ORIGINAL: Aneirin But cool all the same! Yum Yum Yeah....they got all those soft, curvy things going on....and they are DECEPTIVE things!!!!! They got all that smiley, eyelash, hip, skirt, heels thing going on....and that's a fucked up gig! You can't trust 'em....they move strangely....there's that smile shit going on...and you know they're gonna do that shit in 2008! (I'm telling you!!!!) Don't trust 'em....they can do shit to you.... They will fuck with your head!!!! I'm telling you....they're watching you...and me...and every damn last one of us.... They're on us..... (WE CAN'T FUCKING WIN.....THEY'RE ON US!!!!!!) Typing while watching Gris from his window, oh yeah baby, that's so hot......take it off come on.......yeaaahhhh, that's right........ignore the rustling of the bushes.....yeaaahhhhh......I've beeen watching you..........when you're in your car, in the store, walking along the street....yup, that was me the other day in the short skirt and heels........oh yeah........you said you like my purfume, my scent, hehe.......you men always fall for that......ummmmm, show me more baby.......you, don't know it yet, but you're mine.......I'll make you think everything was your idea/your move.............silly man.......DAMNIT I SAID IGNORE THE BUSHES RUSTLING!..........runs away as quick as she can in heels

KMsAngel -> RE: Women!!!! (1/8/2008 8:34:52 PM)
[sm=biggrin.gif] such a pity i tripped you as you ran. do you think he's gonna come out and find you? think of the torture you can inflict on him...

NaiveTempest -> RE: Women!!!! (1/8/2008 9:00:38 PM)
I'd just have to tie him up to one of his own chairs till he agrees with everything I say....all the smart males know to agree with the women, DON'T YOU GUYS?

beargonewild -> RE: Women!!!! (1/8/2008 9:14:35 PM)
Uhm....no!

ryssa -> RE: Women!!!! (1/8/2008 11:30:37 PM)
But there is mathematical proof that women are evil [;)] It is said that women equal time and money, that time is money and that money is the root of all evil, so …. ______________________________________ women = (time) x (money) time = money women = (money) x (money) women = money² money = √ evil women = (√ evil )² ← and of course we all know that the square root of something squared always cancels out, right? Therefore… women = evil

rubberpet -> RE: Women!!!! (1/9/2008 1:18:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest I'd just have to tie him up to one of his own chairs till he agrees with everything I say....all the smart males know to agree with the women, DON'T YOU GUYS? This subby defnitely agrees with you. It's easier and so much more pleasurable to just agree and say, Yes, Mistress." Arguing does no good and all it does is prolong the inevitable fact that I'm going to say, "I'm sorry, Mistress. You are right and I was wrong." What can I say? I accept the fact and accept my fate...and happily so! What if I want to be tied to the chair, though? I wanna be tied up, too! [:o] On top of that, Mistress is never wrong. Mistress may get an answer incorrect, but She is never wrong. Instead, She was misinformed because of bad information She got from me! [:D] See? Even if She is mistaken, I'm the one to blame.

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Women!!!! (1/9/2008 5:16:54 AM)
rubberpet, very true. With my lady, arguing earns you a quick backhand [:D]

rubberpet -> RE: Women!!!! (1/9/2008 5:37:46 AM)
Exactly, geoff! No wonder we're always walking around bobbing and weaving like we're in a boxing ring. People look at us like we're nuts when we go out in public. We are used, we are abused, and I don't know about you, but I'm not going to stand for it! I'll run to my bed and take things laying down for a while! [:D] Seriously though, I am used and abused, yet still have the undying urge and need to throw myself at Mistress's feet, curl around Her legs, and nuzzle like a loving, devoted puppy...only to be used and abused further! Isn't life wonderful?! It's things that that show why women rule! [:D]

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Women!!!! (1/9/2008 6:06:38 AM)
I hear ya man! With us sub men, these dommes just have a power we cannot understand, we just accept it. Its actually kind of odd, my relationship with my Lady. She's like a victorian-era Lady, very proper and polite. I, however, am little more than a wild barbarian, with very little regard for rules. She says she will civilize me, and I have a feeling that she will!

rubberpet -> RE: Women!!!! (1/9/2008 6:24:45 AM)
*Pointing at poor geoff* Dead man walking! [:D] That girl is going to tame your ass like it ain't even funny! Your lady is Victorian-like, nice and prim-n-proper, mine is like an evil, gothic, demon goddess with the love of a horny angel of darkness. Very different packages, yet the same results...owners of devoted slaveboys! Mistress seduced me, though. She tells me to follow Her to the dark side because they have cookies! I wonder if they are chewy chocolate chip cookies? Mmmmmm, they are my favorite!

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Women!!!! (1/9/2008 6:43:12 AM)
we shall see my friend. She has told me I will be allowed to continue to go to shows and get fucked up in the pit. You can take the man out of the hoarde, but you cannot take the hoarde out of the man!

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Women!!!! (1/9/2008 5:49:26 PM)
ok, proof that women NEED us men! My Lady was attempting to put up shelves today. She says she fought with them for an hour before realizing the shelves were made crooked [:D] Looks like Im taking my power driver down there in a couple weeks.

NaiveTempest -> RE: Women!!!! (1/9/2008 7:22:16 PM)
Ohhhh, chewy chocolate chip cookies!!!!!!!! Yessss, the dark sssside has all the fun..........don't go into the light, it'ssss bad.....the darknesssss will protect you............. And don't forget to bring the milk!

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