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HypnoticDan -> RE: My guy thinks I am a slut. (1/3/2008 2:32:04 AM)
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My bf and I were talking about our 'numbers'. He said he has slept with 6 people including me, and I told him I have slept with eleven people. He then asked what my number was if I include oral and any other kind of sexual contact. I then had to change my number to 15. He is acting like I am the biggest slut on the planet. Please reply, and let me know what you think. I believe this number is fairly small honestly.
Choose your own adventure!
"Then he asked 'what about blacks, asians, hispanics, indians, and other non-caucasians?' The number jumped to a few hundred. Then he asked 'what about cripples, developmentally challenged, homeless, and family members?' It passed into three digits. 'What about animals, robots, other women, and clones of yourself sent back from the future?' Four. At that point he wasn't making much sense through the tears."
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"Of course he was just ACTING. It was very melodramatic. I don't know where he got the piano player, the handlebar moustache, or the giant cue cards with all his lines already written."
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I hope you took those other guys dicks out of you long enough to set him straight - slut means a sexually promiscuous woman and technically it only applies while you are being promiscuous. So you're 99.95% of the time not a slut. I mean, you'd have to work pretty damn hard to be considered a slut most of the time.
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