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Several "jokes" - 1/3/2008 6:09:33 AM

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***Sorry, couldn't resist***

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.
Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?" Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M." Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
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One day Mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
She finally asked him, " Well what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
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Q: What's the difference between Sensuous and Kinky?
A: Sensuous they use the feather,
Kinky they use the whole chicken.
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The Millers were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Miller made it clear he was in a big hurry.
"No expensive extras, Doctor," he ordered. "No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Miller turned to his wife: "Show him your tooth, Honey."
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Q: Why did the submissive cross the road?
A: Because her Master told her to.
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True Sadist to a True Masochist: No.

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RE: Several "jokes" - 1/3/2008 8:30:02 AM

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Well I don't think you should spank him."
=)) love it

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RE: Several "jokes" - 1/3/2008 11:48:25 AM

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that was my favorite one too :)

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RE: Several "jokes" - 1/3/2008 6:39:15 PM

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I love jokes!! Esp these kind!!!

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