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sambamanslilgirl -> i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 11:59:25 AM)

just kidding - i'm not even a switch

i received my first "Maam i should be at your feet ...you're a princess ...i'm a no limits ...do whatever you desire when and where" message from a male slave

*cracks whip*

call me Mistress Sambasis and lick my boots like you love them!






beargonewild -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 12:06:04 PM)

Erm.....think you'll need more practice with the whip sambasis! Though he did have one thing corrct, you are a princess, spoiled maybe?   *chuckle* 




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 12:08:57 PM)

correction, bear - i'm Daddy's pampered, spoiled princess  *grins* 

well at least, i have experience swatting men with a riding crop  *weg*




KatyLied -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 12:09:09 PM)

I've had a submissive male offer twice in one week to be my toilet slave.  Oh happy day!




Suleiman -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 12:29:47 PM)

Congratulations. The Secret Counsil will confer and vote on whether your probationary dominance is granted permanent status. If no one blackballs you, you should be recieving your level one dominatrix outfit, the One True Way handbook, and the secret twue sub whistle by post in about four to six weeks.

As an aside, I've always found it amazing how many people are dominant because of someone else's fantasy about them.




Jeffff -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 12:31:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

I've had a submissive male offer twice in one week to be my toilet slave.  Oh happy day!


And you won't even pee in the shower.........

Jeff




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 12:35:27 PM)

hmmmmm - does the council accept monetary bribes?




lilsubl -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 12:41:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Suleiman

Congratulations. The Secret Counsil will confer and vote on whether your probationary dominance is granted permanent status. If no one blackballs you, you should be recieving your level one dominatrix outfit, the One True Way handbook, and the secret twue sub whistle by post in about four to six weeks.

As an aside, I've always found it amazing how many people are dominant because of someone else's fantasy about them.


crap!!  nobody's ever accused me of being a domme, but i sure would like those cool things...where do i sign up??




Suleiman -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 12:41:12 PM)

Hmmmm... I'm not sure about the bylaws for the Secret and Holy Order of Goddesses, Princesses, and Dominatrixes (SHO:GPD), but among the Right and True Brotherhood of ManlyDoms, DomlyDoms, and LittleDomSkidivee (RTB:MdMd&Lds) the usual bribe is a coffle of 22-year old supermodel nymphomaniac slavegirls (which of course is proof that you are in fact a True Dominant and therefore worthy of preferential treatment)




divi -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 12:44:12 PM)

I look awesome in Leather & Latex.. .can I be Domme ? And I also know how to boss people around.. okay I'm a Domme ...




Aylee -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 1:25:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Suleiman

Hmmmm... I'm not sure about the bylaws for the Secret and Holy Order of Goddesses, Princesses, and Dominatrixes (SHO:GPD), but among the Right and True Brotherhood of ManlyDoms, DomlyDoms, and LittleDomSkidivee (RTB:MdMd&Lds) the usual bribe is a coffle of 22-year old supermodel nymphomaniac slavegirls (which of course is proof that you are in fact a True Dominant and therefore worthy of preferential treatment)


Is it okay if they are from Nigeria?




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 2:51:35 PM)

my stash of Nigerian supermodel nympho slaves out trumps yours




beargonewild -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 3:14:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: divi

I look awesome in Leather & Latex.. .can I be Domme ? And I also know how to boss people around.. okay I'm a Domme ...


*sigh* you are the only Goddess for me, divi.




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 4:00:55 PM)

[:(]I just want the Uber Spiffy Super Domme Decoder Ring.  I like the shiny shiny...




oreogirl -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 7:43:57 PM)

Hey!  I got my first offer for worship back in 2005, and my latest one a few hours ago.  Does that mean I've been a Domme all this time?  If so, where are my male pets?  DO I need to offer Nigerian slavegirls too?  Or maybe i should see your stash of Nigerians and raise you a stash of Ghanian girls! 

HA!  Beat that!




Aylee -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/3/2008 7:49:53 PM)

But I have a guy in Ireland that wants to worship at my feet, willing to relocate, and another that is a K9 bitch boy.  Well, I almost want to tell him yes. . . I do have two black labs that are male.  Hee hee hee. 




divi -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/4/2008 4:41:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: divi

I look awesome in Leather & Latex.. .can I be Domme ? And I also know how to boss people around.. okay I'm a Domme ...

hugs up the sexy bear...I get loads of offers daily...but bear you are the only sexy bear i'd let touch me.. kisssssssssssssssssssssss
*sigh* you are the only Goddess for me, divi.





sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/4/2008 7:16:13 AM)

damn, my stash of Ghanian lovelies haven't arrived yet ....but  i'm an heiress to 20million dollars again - does that count?




beargonewild -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/4/2008 7:21:46 AM)

I just received word that I am the long lost heir to the late king of Moldavia and stand to inherit  10 billion dollars and a castle in Transylvania! So beat that!




HotFaerieMama -> RE: i'm a Domme! (1/4/2008 9:45:14 AM)

*wanders in*


what in the blue hell is going on in here?




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