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Mercnbeth -> Child Study (8/23/2005 8:51:15 AM)

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began:

"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Child Study (8/23/2005 9:52:03 AM)

Nice!




CalliopePurple -> RE: Child Study (8/23/2005 11:47:53 AM)

I think someone posted that here not too long ago, but it's still funny. If the kid were me, though, "asshole" would be one of the more polite terms my mom uses about my dad.




goddessDeliliah -> RE: Child Study (9/29/2005 9:42:58 PM)

That is a good one maybe even the little girl could have been my daughter but at last no it wasn't her but given the chance I am quite sure she would have responded the same way. lol[8D]




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