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Nexo -> Blond Kidanpper (1/4/2008 9:02:48 AM)

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note.  "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed, "The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."




darchChylde -> RE: Blond Kidanpper (1/4/2008 1:29:27 PM)

THE PAIN, THE PAIN; OMG THE PAIN!!!

Nexo, can i steal this for a myspace bulletin?





mischievousone -> RE: Blond Kidanpper (1/4/2008 4:35:24 PM)

Ouch!  I may have to dye my hair red!




darchChylde -> RE: Blond Kidanpper (1/4/2008 4:45:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mischievousone

Ouch!  I may have to dye my hair red!


yay!!! the world needs more redheaded women




rukna -> RE: Blond Kidanpper (1/5/2008 10:32:14 AM)

lovely




MsExperiment -> RE: Blond Kidanpper (1/5/2008 10:35:12 AM)

*snort*   oh that's just terrible....lol




ItalianSMistress -> RE: Blond Kidanpper (1/5/2008 2:30:27 PM)

That was fkn fucking, omg




Termyn8or -> RE: Blond Kidanpper (1/6/2008 12:26:47 AM)

When I am speechless you know you got something there.

T




HypnoticDan -> RE: Blond Kidanpper (1/6/2008 1:16:41 AM)

My favorite part is the title of the thread.




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