EvilGeoff -> RE: When did this lifestyle become a meat market or an excuse to be lazy? (8/25/2005 10:09:27 PM)
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ORIGINAL: SirWaverider okay this was funny.....but how abuot if it happened earlyier than that??? *does his best Uncle BS voice... * There I was, all dressed up in my armor and skirt, getting ready for a little R&R next to my general, Ghengis. He was this young lad with a fire in his belly to conquer the world, but he knew that all battle and no play makes for a Horde with low moral.... So Ghengis turns to me and smacks me on the shoulder and says: "Geoffie (Geoffie's what Ghengis called me back then) I want you to take the Mongols into that town over yonder and have yerselves a real good time!" And I said back "Sure thing boss!" (cause boss is what I called him back then). And he leans down and whispers in my ear something I'll never ferget: "This time, keep the order straight. Rape, loot, pillage, THEN BURN, you moron!" and he smacked me on the back of the head to make sure I wouldn't ferget. Now THAT's a general I tell ya! Didn't meet another one like him till I served under ol Georgie Patton back in dubya-dubya-two! But that's a story for another time... Now where was I? Oh yeah... well the raping was fun, we had tied up all the cattle so they couldn't run away, and then we drove the women outta town.... And lemme tell you Ghengis didn't like that one bit, no sirree! Said we got it ass backwards again, we were supposed to stampede the cattle and rape the women... You know, there's no pleasing some people... Yours In Kink, -Geoff (NOTE: This is not a serious reply, it was down with tongue planted firmly in cheek. Who's tongue and who's cheek I'll ner tell! If you take it as serious, please check with your doctor about a humor transplant or chemically assisted living. Thank you!)
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