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How to Avoid the Flu - 1/4/2008 1:27:58 PM   
darchChylde


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  • Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.-
  • Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
  • Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
  • Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
  • Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of
  • Antibacterial stuff around.
  • Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
  • Get plenty of rest.
  • Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.


OR ... You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.

Why? Because alcohol kills germs.


So......

  • I walk to the liquor store (exercise),
  • I put lime in my Corona (fruit),
  • Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies),
  • Drink on the bar patio (fresh air),
  • Get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress)
  • And then pass out (rest.)
The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't get you!!!

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RE: How to Avoid the Flu - 1/4/2008 1:43:43 PM   
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This man is a genius!   

Thank you, darchChylde, M.D.

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RE: How to Avoid the Flu - 1/4/2008 3:31:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: rubberpet

This man is a genius!   

Thank you, darchChylde, M.D.


ok, i have to come clean; i found this on Myspace as a bulletin that Ma'am posted

and not to say that Ma'am isn't creative enough to come up with this, but She's not much of a drinker and i'm pretty sure it's been cirulating online for a good clip


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RE: How to Avoid the Flu - 1/5/2008 6:41:19 AM   
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Still...it's quite rather hilarious! A little alcohol never hurt anyone...unless you're bleeding to death..

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RE: How to Avoid the Flu - 1/5/2008 10:30:07 AM   
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wow.. i am making a poster out of it    

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