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Owner4SexSlave -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 5:07:50 AM)
LOL.. I'm curious now, is there corresponding nipple or breast chart as well! LOL..

MadameCris -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 5:27:13 AM)
well according to Hugh Heffners girlfriends, on their hit show The Girls Next Door, back in the 70's was the last era of the "fur bikini". now it is much more common to have "hard wood floors" down there than to have a "carpet" to match or not match "the drapes" who knew were were in a moment of history, the death of the "Fur Bikini" may it rest in peace in the dustbin with the other hair clippings. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

MsBearlee -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 5:35:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Owner4SexSlave LOL.. I'm curious now, is there corresponding nipple or breast chart as well! LOL.. Well, of course there is! Google is your friend and it's your turn!

SayaNereida -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 7:27:52 AM)
Sort of on topic, has anyone seen or read the Vagina Monologues? http://www.randomhouse.com/features/ensler/vm/ Saya

gorgeous1 -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 9:13:43 AM)
I am a cross between the 6 and the 10. I think I have a pretty pussy! No meat curtains!

Lordandmaster -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 9:19:41 AM)
Sometimes pussy hair can be very erotic. quote: ORIGINAL: MadameCris well according to Hugh Heffners girlfriends, on their hit show The Girls Next Door, back in the 70's was the last era of the "fur bikini". now it is much more common to have "hard wood floors" down there than to have a "carpet" to match or not match "the drapes" who knew were were in a moment of history, the death of the "Fur Bikini" may it rest in peace in the dustbin with the other hair clippings.

MsBearlee -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 9:23:17 AM)
Thank you LaM... I couldn't agree more. Fully shaved pubes and genitals on both men and women sort of squicks me. I like most of it off...but a sort of 'landing strip' of nice, trimmed (not too long) hair that one can grab occasionally, is a good thing in my book. I like my partners to look like adults...in every way. B

Gwynvyd -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 10:32:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsBearlee Thank you LaM... I couldn't agree more. Fully shaved pubes and genitals on both men and women sort of squicks me. I like most of it off...but a sort of 'landing strip' of nice, trimmed (not too long) hair that one can grab occasionally, is a good thing in my book. I like my partners to look like adults...in every way. B nods some look good shaved.. and it can be a treat occasionaly.. but I like a small patch on top. Nothing worse then the "dreaded Turkey pussy" some all bald look like you should baste it, shove an onion up there, and toss it in the oven. Gwyn

CalifChick -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 10:36:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd some all bald look like you should baste it, shove an onion up there, and toss it in the oven. Great. Just... GREAT. I'm never going to be able to make another Thanksgiving turkey again. Sigh. Okay, okay, maybe I'll make it, but when I'm carving and serving, I'll be laughing my ass off and no one will know why. I'll be sure to have the wine open and blame my giggles on that. Cali

Gwynvyd -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 10:41:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd some all bald look like you should baste it, shove an onion up there, and toss it in the oven. Great. Just... GREAT. I'm never going to be able to make another Thanksgiving turkey again. Sigh. Okay, okay, maybe I'll make it, but when I'm carving and serving, I'll be laughing my ass off and no one will know why. I'll be sure to have the wine open and blame my giggles on that. Cali giggles glad I could help... Ya know when you stuff a turkey.. you are basicaly shoving it up it's twat.. or where it's twat used to be. Just a thought... LOL Gwyn, who does her stuffing on the side

lauren0221 -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 10:43:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd some all bald look like you should baste it, shove an onion up there, and toss it in the oven. Great. Just... GREAT. I'm never going to be able to make another Thanksgiving turkey again. Sigh. Okay, okay, maybe I'll make it, but when I'm carving and serving, I'll be laughing my ass off and no one will know why. I'll be sure to have the wine open and blame my giggles on that. Cali giggles glad I could help... Ya know when you stuff a turkey.. you are basicaly shoving it up it's twat.. or where it's twat used to be. Just a thought... LOL Gwyn, who does her stuffing on the side I thought I was stuffing stuffing up its ass? Damn turkey anatomy is confusing.

CalifChick -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 10:44:37 AM)
Yes, Gwyn, I knew where my hand was going. Sigh. But thanks for the reminder and the visual. <crosses Gwyn off the Thanksgiving guest list... that girl is trubbbble.> Cali

Lordandmaster -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 11:09:03 AM)
Well, these things depend on several factors. The shape of the vulva, for one thing. Some vulvas just want hair on top. Some look better without it. Age has something to do with it too, I think. Younger women often look better with hair, older women without it. And then there's the human demand for variety. That's why God invented hair dye. Here, take a look at this: http://www.9timezones.com/h/bkslashr.jpg Wouldn't that look better if she had punk green pubic hair? quote: ORIGINAL: MsBearlee Thank you LaM... I couldn't agree more. Fully shaved pubes and genitals on both men and women sort of squicks me. I like most of it off...but a sort of 'landing strip' of nice, trimmed (not too long) hair that one can grab occasionally, is a good thing in my book. I like my partners to look like adults...in every way.

Gwynvyd -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 11:16:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Yes, Gwyn, I knew where my hand was going. Sigh. But thanks for the reminder and the visual. <crosses Gwyn off the Thanksgiving guest list... that girl is trubbbble.> Cali giggles Yeppers I am Trouble.. but I do a Turkey so good, you'd slap your own mama over it. I love Thanksgiving. ~ I cooked Turkey and stuffing for 45 at my church this past Thanksgiving.. they still call me "The Turkey Woman" had to to stop laughing like crazy. Gwyn

LAMaster1964 -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 11:20:10 AM)
Actually, as the human fetus develops in the womb, the sex organs begin to develop in response to harmones, whether it be testosterone or estrogene. Which ever sex the fetus is determines the hormones, which in turn determines the sex. The sex organs actually start out the same but in a woman, one part goes upward and develops into ovaries whereas the same part in a man goes down and develops into testicles. Initially, the both look similar externally but with a male, the clit keeps growing and develops into a penis and the vaginal opening closes. In so cases you have a fetus exposed to equal amounts of testosterone and estrogen which results in a hermophridite. The vaginal opening dosen't close and the clit is extremly large, or you could say that it is a small penis.

CalifChick -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/7/2008 11:28:25 AM)
Thank you, Beaker. Cali (not an obscure reference, nope, no way)

NaiveTempest -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/8/2008 4:01:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsBearlee Speaking of large clits: http://www.popularpages.net/pics/large-clitoris_4_140_si.jpg http://www.the-clitoris.com/y/lyla/fsimages/lyla001.jpg http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg And my fave: (http://www.vulvavelvet.org/imagesadr/large-clitoris-1.jpg) ...which I found on this page, full of beautiful pussies: http://www.vulvavelvet.org/pictures1.html That picture is exactly what is in my mind, when I tell a boy to suck my lil’cock. I make him do this, AND tell me exactly what he is doing (sucking my cock), before I’d even consider using a strap-on (my big cock, of course). Heh heh heh Okay, so I’m a pervie broad. [:)] MsB Thanks for the links! While I knew that there where all types of labia, vulva, etc... I still never really paid too much attention to looking at my own. I think I may do so more often. Schedule it with my monthly breast exam or something, lol.

Vigilantejustice -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/8/2008 6:00:05 PM)
Well, from the chart, depending on the level of my arousal, I'm either a 1 or 21. If I'm really hot and bothered my inner lips will peek out a bit between my outer lips, but not in a scary creature from the black lagoon kind of way. I have to say that I have never seen an "ugly" pussy IRL, but I love the human body in all of it's many forms. -C

Amaros -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/8/2008 6:15:06 PM)
I kinda like the big meaty ones, big puffy lips, gigantic clits, but then I really can't think of any I didn't like.

adoracat -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/8/2008 6:52:54 PM)
cause i cant believe no one else has posted a link to it yet.... http://www.zippyvideos.com/8031240512096856/camel_toe/ or for those ladies who want the carpet to match the drapes... http://bettybeauty.com/our_story.html kitten, giggling

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