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Air travel- what will YOU do after the butt plug bomber? - 1/8/2008 6:16:06 PM   
petdave


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So, if you've had the misfortune to travel by plane in the U.S. in the past couple of years, you've most likely felt the after-effects of the Shoe Bomber. Apparently, some idiot tried to smuggle exploding shoes aboard a plane, and even though he was caught, everyone now has to drag their sweaty, bacteria-infested stocking feet along the carpet while their shoes are scanned by X-ray. Certainly you feel safer.

Then came the toiletry bomber, and now there's some sort of bizarro-world rule about ounces and plastic bags and all this other drug-culture stuff, and i just say fuck it and buy toiletries when i get where i'm going.

But it brings to mind a question.

It's only a matter of time before someone, well-versed in the impressive capacity of the human rectum, smuggles a shoe- or toiletry-grade explosive aboard a plane tucked up their pooper.

After that happens, of course, all travellers will have to submit to a body-cavity search.

Will that finally be the straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak, or can you imagine it actually getting worse from there?

And perhaps more importantly, will first-class passengers get the inspectors with smaller hands?

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RE: Air travel- what will YOU do after the butt plug bo... - 1/9/2008 2:30:39 AM   
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RE: Air travel- what will YOU do after the butt plug bo... - 1/9/2008 6:39:31 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		The day such a regime came into being, sales of chilli, curry and gassy beer and laxatives will skyrocket.

Might as well make it as unpleasant for them as it will be for us!

And how great would it be to let off a huge fart in the face of some of these little Hitlers?

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RE: Air travel- what will YOU do after the butt plug bo... - 1/9/2008 10:05:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		       That will just be when WE start going through the x-ray machine.  Didn't any of you see Total Recall?

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RE: Air travel- what will YOU do after the butt plug bo... - 1/9/2008 10:15:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: petdave

It's only a matter of time before someone, well-versed in the impressive capacity of the human rectum, smuggles a shoe- or toiletry-grade explosive aboard a plane tucked up their pooper.

After that happens, of course, all travellers will have to submit to a body-cavity search.

Will that finally be the straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak, or can you imagine it actually getting worse from there?

And perhaps more importantly, will first-class passengers get the inspectors with smaller hands?




I'm going to have to start buying more plane tickets.

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