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cute quote - 1/8/2008 8:06:29 PM

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RE: cute quote - 1/9/2008 12:22:38 AM

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RE: cute quote - 1/9/2008 5:40:15 AM

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How about this quote...

Opening up a Christmas present from a relative is like opening a baby's diaper...you're not sure what's in it, but you know you ain't gonna like it!

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RE: cute quote - 1/9/2008 6:07:27 AM

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Opening up a Christmas present from a relative is like opening a baby's diaper...you're not sure what's in it, but you know you ain't gonna like it!

..And no matter how much you want to, you just can't send it back to where it came from. Exchanging it is out of the question, so you just have to smile, and dispose of it discretely.

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RE: cute quote - 1/9/2008 6:27:22 AM

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Or you can send it to another relative you don't like...just like a fruit cake from last year!

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RE: cute quote - 1/9/2008 7:38:18 AM

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I once heard that there only 500 fruitcakes in the world. They just keep getting mailed around and around and around....

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RE: cute quote - 1/9/2008 4:07:03 PM

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I once heard that there only 500 fruitcakes in the world. They just keep getting mailed around and around and around....

Wish that was true… Unfortunately there a small town, Claxton GA. that is known as the fruitcake capitol of the world. Take a look at the next fruitcake you see, it’s mostly from there…lol
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RE: cute quote - 1/9/2008 6:17:21 PM

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haha!

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RE: cute quote - 1/9/2008 10:28:29 PM

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