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KenDckey -> Man get skewered with knife during robbery (1/8/2008 8:31:12 PM)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080109/ap_on_fe_st/odd_thief_stabs_self;_ylt=Aue9R5RxRjcu5SWzrABZmTxI2ocA Man got stabbed in the gut when he filled his waistband with kitchen knives and attempted to run from a store when he got caught. Wonder if the anti-knife crowd is going to go after kitchen implements now?

domiguy -> RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery (1/8/2008 8:33:14 PM)
What a fascinating thread. Can't wait to watch all of the responses roll in.

FangsNfeet -> RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery (1/8/2008 8:35:45 PM)
I think the guy will win a lawsuit. After all, the knives didn't have a warning logo. "Caution: Knives are sharp and can cause injury. Handle with care."

KenDckey -> RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery (1/8/2008 8:36:49 PM)
Yeah I tend to agree. He can sue the manufacturer and win, then sue the store and win cause they should have let him get away.

Owner59 -> RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery (1/8/2008 8:36:59 PM)
Not likely as we`re busy with frying pans,rolling pins,and those huge club-like wooden spoons.Next, are those deadly toaster ovens. Not to worry.

KenDckey -> RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery (1/8/2008 8:38:37 PM)
But Owner the knives are deadly weapons

Owner59 -> RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery (1/8/2008 8:44:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KenDckey But Owner the knives are deadly weapons Yup,weapons tend to be that. Almost any object can be used as a weapon.Even a phone book or a towel,can be deadly. It`s proper justice that he got poked by what he stole.

MistresssAria -> RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery (1/9/2008 2:33:51 AM)
There's an anti-knife crowd? Jeez, I'm gonna have to start walking through bad areas of Chicago with a cup of hot coffee ;)

rubberpet -> RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery (1/9/2008 5:01:01 AM)
Oh, the sweet irony! I love it. As a thief, he just couldn't cut it, I guess! [8\|] If this jerk off sues the knife maker and the store he robbed and wins, does that mean I can sue Mistress for giving me carpal tunnel because of the hot, sexy pics She sends me? [:D]

LDRandAstarte -> RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery (1/9/2008 9:45:35 PM)
quote: rubberpet If this jerk off sues the knife maker and the store he robbed and wins, does that mean I can sue Mistress for giving me carpal tunnel because of the hot, sexy pics She sends me? I don't know. In order to make an informed reply, I would have to have more information. Please forward copies of the above mentioned photos, and I will make a detailed study and render my opinion.

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