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KRANWEST -> Horrible T.V. Show Ideas (1/8/2008 10:35:45 PM)
1. Bob Backlund and the Flying Gazebo Pasty-skinned, Irish-American wrestling icon Bob Backlund transcends time and space in a "magical" flying gazebo, simultaneously curbing violence in the West Bank, and ensuring that every child has a "no-holds barred" North Dakota Christmas ! 2. Jihad Me By the Balls A fundamentalist Muslim couple learns the ups and down of modern living after renting to a boozy Irishman. Guest Star: Bob Backlund Feel free to add your very own bad T.V. ideas!!

rosanegra -> RE: Horrible T.V. Show Ideas (1/8/2008 11:31:31 PM)
Tech! A computer nerd spends all day sitting in front of a computer (both at work and at home) coding. The most exciting thing about the show is the exclamation point at the end of the title. Dr. Condo A completely average, plain looking, entirely healthy doctor diagnoses typical patients with average run of the mill every day illnesses. Throw in the occasional bruised pinky toe and papercut.

HypnoticDan -> RE: Horrible T.V. Show Ideas (1/8/2008 11:45:44 PM)
FRIENDS (of oedipus) - all greek tragedy, all the time! WHO WANTS TO BE A HUNDREDAIRE? WHEEEEEL! OF! COOOOOOOOOOOD! (It's like wheel of fish, but only one type of fish.)

MistresssAria -> RE: Horrible T.V. Show Ideas (1/9/2008 2:25:40 AM)
Drew Car.e..y......wait, they already made that one! Maury Povich Ultra! Forget the drama, we're just gonna read the baby daddy results! The We-Hate-Music House (reality show) Shown only on MTV!!!

rubberpet -> RE: Horrible T.V. Show Ideas (1/9/2008 4:55:37 AM)
President Bush guest stars on "Are You Smarter Than A First Grader?" President Bush guest stars on "Where's Waldo?" It's a 26 part documentary on Mr. Bush's efforts as Commander in Chief in retrospect on the search for WMDs in Iraq to find that creepy little sweater-wearing guy, Waldo. For his first challenge, he is given a mirror and directions and asked to find his ass. That episode lasts for 12 weeks. Plus, an added bonus internet game let you assume control as our fearless (and clueless) leader in the "Hunt for bin Laden"...you'll immediately notice the similarities to the game "Peek-a-Boo!" How about a live, action-packed documentary taking a look at the U.S. law enforcement system? It's along the same lines as the hit show "Cops", except we take a look at things from a different perspective. It's called "Robbers." Enter your address on their website for a chance to guest star on a future episode. How about a talk show staring rednecks, hillbillies, lazy bums, and dumbasses with no concept of reality? No, it's not a Jerry Springer reunion show, but the show will play on C-SPAN and star our very own Congress and House of Representatives. You want a horrible TV show idea? How about anything with Ashton Kutcher, Britney Spears, or Paris Hilton? Can't get much worse than that! [&:] Besides, anything that deals with the lives of "celebrities" is a horrible idea, too, yet there are so many braindead idiots that watch that crap religiously. Things that make you go, "Hmmmmm?"

vampchick88 -> RE: Horrible T.V. Show Ideas (1/9/2008 10:00:19 AM)
Live Circumcision! Thats right live. Hmmm maybe a pay-per-view station. The headline will read "How tough are you? Test your stregnth with REAL pain!" no numbing, possible a ball gag, tie them down just like to do to millions of infants every day. Nun view. Thats right, you too can follow a nun around all day with the new habit-cam. Attached to her head shawl, you get to watch the real life, ruler/knuckle smacking, money grubbing, nice in front of adults but naught as hell on the side lines nuns. Just to add to other reality T.V. shows. Amish Country. Watch them churn butter, bake kidney and liver pie, sew quilts, and milk cows. Thats right its so exciting, yet still sounds better than The Apprentice.

Termyn8or -> RE: Horrible T.V. Show Ideas (1/9/2008 1:17:51 PM)
A TV Camera At Termy's Terminal, oh wait, that would be good. Where did I find this crowd ? No wonder I don't watch TV. T

Feric -> RE: Horrible T.V. Show Ideas (1/14/2008 4:58:37 PM)
You Choose the Punishment: A game show in which competing teams of executioners perform different presentations of why their method of death should be used on a convicted criminal. Teams rack up points via the audience casting electronic ballots. The winning team gets valuable prizes and the honor of killing the crook!

Lashra -> RE: Horrible T.V. Show Ideas (1/14/2008 7:21:51 PM)
The Bush and Cheney Mensa Hour Bush and Cheney sit for an hour (on every tv station known to humankind) and have their version of a intelligent discussion. Anne Coulter VS Gloria Steinem LIVE gladiators This would actually be more like a couple of female gladiators dressed in business suits. Go Gloria Go! ~Lashra

petdave -> RE: Horrible T.V. Show Ideas (1/14/2008 9:21:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: vampchick88 Live Circumcision! Thats right live. Hmmm maybe a pay-per-view station. The headline will read "How tough are you? Test your stregnth with REAL pain!" no numbing, possible a ball gag, tie them down Maybe i'm just twisted, but i'd tune in to that long before most reality shows. i gave it some thought, but i really can't come up with anything worse than "Ugly Betty" [&:]

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