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Jeffff -> Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:20:01 AM)

As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff




Aileen1968 -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:20:39 AM)

I'm real and I'm very flexible.




Jeffff -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:21:48 AM)

Easy to SAY........... but are you wider?

Jeff




Aileen1968 -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:23:27 AM)

Nah...just lost fourteen pounds in the last two months.




sexyred1 -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:25:16 AM)

Well, I am a real women and very flexible and I am sure I am wider than Aileen, but in a good way.




nohalo -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:25:59 AM)

Did he just say you were EASY, Aileen?




CalifChick -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:29:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Well, I am a real women and very flexible and I am sure I am wider than Aileen, but in a good way.


This investigative reporter would be happy to come and check it out and verify.  All in the name of full disclosure, of course.

Cali
(now what does my note say... two finger widths or three??)




IrishMist -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:30:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff

~~ starts checking off the list

define real
define wider
define flexibility

[8D][8D][8D][8D]

I am not real...I am just a figment of your imagination [:D]




sexyred1 -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:31:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Well, I am a real women and very flexible and I am sure I am wider than Aileen, but in a good way.


This investigative reporter would be happy to come and check it out and verify.  All in the name of full disclosure, of course.

Cali
(now what does my note say... two finger widths or three??)



Ah, but the question is, how wide are your fingers? Just for research purposes ya know. And the test can measure width vs. tightness, no?




Jeffff -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:32:12 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff

~~ starts checking off the list

define real
define wider
define flexibility

[8D][8D][8D][8D]

I am not real...I am just a figment of your imagination [:D]


nope
nope
nope
I don't answer my hallucinations

Jeff




LaTigresse -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:38:29 AM)

Jefff are we talking real woman as opposed to your real doll?




CalifChick -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:38:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

This investigative reporter would be happy to come and check it out and verify.  All in the name of full disclosure, of course.

Cali
(now what does my note say... two finger widths or three??)



Ah, but the question is, how wide are your fingers? Just for research purposes ya know. And the test can measure width vs. tightness, no?


I don't have little dainty hands, and they're strong but the skin is soft.

I'll measure tightness, width, density, texture, moisture... uhhh, should we just get a room babe?

Cali




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:43:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff


Real or not most men only care about BEWBIES and blowjobs!

shake shake shake!!! wiggle wiggle wiggle!




TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:44:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

I'm real and I'm very flexible.


How flexible?  Like can touch your toes with ease flexible?  Or like rhythmic gymnastics flexible?

(Just want to know what kind of fantasy I should have when perving your profile tonight.)

Taggard




OmegaG -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:44:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff


allowed flexibility?  I thought it was mandatory.




sweetwenchie -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:45:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Jefff are we talking real woman as opposed to your real doll?


cracking up over here... in fact, you just made me snort  [8|]   LOL




Jeffff -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:48:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Jefff are we talking real woman as opposed to your real doll?



Mock if you must.........( I know  I must).....but she NEVER talks back

Jeff




TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:49:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

Real or not most men only care about BEWBIES and blowjobs!


And a pulse!  They have to have a pulse!

Found that one out the hard way...

Taggard




CalifChick -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:52:30 AM)

TDandW needs a membership card.  And a spot on the calendar.  Oh yes, definitely on the calendar.

Cali




LaTigresse -> RE: Real woman? (1/9/2008 10:58:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TallDarkAndWitty

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

Real or not most men only care about BEWBIES and blowjobs!


And a pulse!  They have to have a pulse!

Found that one out the hard way...

Taggard



Another "realdoll" story gone horribly bad...........




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