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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 10:59:45 AM   
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Real or not most men only care about BEWBIES and blowjobs!


And a pulse!  They have to have a pulse!

Found that one out the hard way...

Taggard



Another "realdoll" story gone horribly bad...........



Nothing wrong with dolls...just ask bud bundy of married with children.


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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 11:00:43 AM   
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As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff


I dunno. But nearly every time people start defining women around here I find out that I'm not a woman 'cause I don't watch Lifetime or something else. It gets very depressing.

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 11:05:41 AM   
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As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff


I dunno. But nearly every time people start defining women around here I find out that I'm not a woman 'cause I don't watch Lifetime or something else. It gets very depressing.


Is that what it takes to get my Real Woman card back?  I'm doomed

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 11:09:13 AM   
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As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff


I dunno. But nearly every time people start defining women around here I find out that I'm not a woman 'cause I don't watch Lifetime or something else. It gets very depressing.


Is that what it takes to get my Real Woman card back?  I'm doomed


they are foregetting about oprah and the constant eating of bon bons.


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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 11:11:04 AM   
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As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff


I dunno. But nearly every time people start defining women around here I find out that I'm not a woman 'cause I don't watch Lifetime or something else. It gets very depressing.


Is that what it takes to get my Real Woman card back?  I'm doomed


they are foregetting about oprah and the constant eating of bon bons.



hopelessly doomed.  But thanks for reminding me, I need to go add to my hard limits.

What are bon-bons anyway?

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 11:13:39 AM   
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As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff


I dunno. But nearly every time people start defining women around here I find out that I'm not a woman 'cause I don't watch Lifetime or something else. It gets very depressing.


Is that what it takes to get my Real Woman card back?  I'm doomed


It's ok. We can form a club of doomed women.

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 11:13:43 AM   
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As Dnomyar has noted, there is often mention of a " Real Man".......what about a "Real Woman". Do women enjoy a wider definition? Are they allowed more flexibility?

Jeff


I dunno. But nearly every time people start defining women around here I find out that I'm not a woman 'cause I don't watch Lifetime or something else. It gets very depressing.


Is that what it takes to get my Real Woman card back?  I'm doomed


they are foregetting about oprah and the constant eating of bon bons.



hopelessly doomed.  But thanks for reminding me, I need to go add to my hard limits.

What are bon-bons anyway?


Its a word for chocolate.  I got it from the show married with children..peg bundy is the wife who does nothing at all but sit on the couch watching oprah and eating bon bons.


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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 11:14:41 AM   
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What are bon-bons anyway?


Delicious! - If I'm thinking of the right thing.

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 11:30:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Bob bons are composed of a hollow ball of crispy wafer a little smaller than a golf ball, filled with various noughaty fillings, and covered with chocolate. They are delicious and I eat them all the time - I dunno what that makes me, and I don't care, don't fuck with my Bon bons.

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 11:33:25 AM   
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It's ok. We can form a club of doomed women.


Is that "doomed" or "doo-me" women?

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 11:36:10 AM   
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It's ok. We can form a club of doomed women.


Is that "doomed" or "doo-me" women?

Cali


Do me do me dooooooo.........doooooo me do me doooooooooooo....


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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 1:03:01 PM   
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I'm real and I'm very flexible.


How flexible?  Like can touch your toes with ease flexible?  Or like rhythmic gymnastics flexible?

(Just want to know what kind of fantasy I should have when perving your profile tonight.)

Taggard



I can touch my toes with ease, but I'm not very rythmic.
I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld.

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 1:06:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		hey now...you leave Lifetime out of this...they have a hot vampire.

The movies...are not so great....but the series are funny.

So, I watch Lifetime, but hate Oprah and bonbons...

What does that make me?

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 1:09:27 PM   
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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 3:41:18 PM   
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It's ok. We can form a club of doomed women.


Is that "doomed" or "doo-me" women?

Cali


Do me do me dooooooo.........doooooo me do me doooooooooooo....



"I saw a squirel! It was doin' like this!"

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 5:33:52 PM   
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It's ok. We can form a club of doomed women.


Is that "doomed" or "doo-me" women?

Cali


Do me do me dooooooo.........doooooo me do me doooooooooooo....



"I saw a squirel! It was doin' like this!"


Eh..it was a chipmunk!


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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 6:06:02 PM   
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Eh..it was a chipmunk!



It was? I... I feel so lied to....

FAKE SQUIRREL! YOU AREN'T TWUE!!!!!

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 7:04:44 PM   
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Eh..it was a chipmunk!



It was? I... I feel so lied to....

FAKE SQUIRREL! YOU AREN'T TWUE!!!!!


Yes the chipmunk was in drag as a squirrel.  that damn alvin!!!


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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 7:52:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		I can't stand Lifetime, rarely see Oprah, don't watch Martha, and suck at household choirs, so I guess I'm not a twue woman ..... I'm not a twue sub or a twue woman! Am I a twue American?!? I do have a green ID card................Gosh darn it!

Owww man, now I'm not a twue curser either! I'm gonna go shead some tears with Hillary........

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RE: Real woman? - 1/9/2008 8:40:17 PM   
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Do women enjoy a wider definition?



I enjoy wide shoulders on a man, if they are defined, all the better. 
I have a wide set of girlie hips, which Daddy defines as sexy.
I don't know if this answers your question though.  Perhaps you could define "definition?"  


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Are they allowed more flexibility?



I am allowed flexibility if I am not being restrained in some way.  I actually prefer to be restrained so I don't know that I would say I enjoy the added flexibility.

I would also like to join my fellow "wide redhead" in this "study," strictly in the interest of science.       (hehehe...)

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