FangsNfeet
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Bubba and Joe where driving in the pickup very wild like when sirens went off. So they pulled over for the officer. Joe says "Bubba, how are we going to explain all these empty beer bottles we drank?" Bubba replies "just do what I do and start pealing all the lables off" When the officer comes up to the window he finds that Bubba and Joe have several beer lables on there head and foreamrs. "Have you two boys been drinking tonight?" he ask them. "No Sir" Bubba replies, "We're on the beer patch" Ironicly enough, the army did invent the Beer Patch for the troups. It was on CBS morning news when the guy placed the 3 course meal patches on his sholder followed by a dessert patch and toped it off with a beer patch.
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