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Military Words of Wisdom - 1/10/2008 8:15:50 AM   
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Words of Wisdom

"Aim towards the Enemy" - Instructions printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
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"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Marine Corps
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"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed always to hit the ground." - USAF Ammo
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"If the Enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
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"It is generally inadvisable to eject over the area you just bombed"
- U.S. Air Force M anual
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"Whoever said the pen is mightier then the sword obviously never
encountered automatic weapons." - General MacArthur
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"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
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"You, you, and you. Panic. The rest of you come with me."
- U.S. Marine Gunnery Sgt. (Mgysgt5)
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"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
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"Five second fuses only last three seconds" - Infantry Journal
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"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever
volunteer to do anything." - U.S. Navy Swabbie
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"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - David
Hackworth
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"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal
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"No combat -ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
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"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once." - unknown
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"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
- Unknown Marine Recruit
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"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
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If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - USAF Ammo Troop
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"You' ve never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3."
- Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)
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"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."
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"Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than
submarines in the sky." - F rom an old carrier sailor
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"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a
helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."
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"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have
enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."
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"Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive
flying club."
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"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up.... The pilot
dies."
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"Never trade luck for skill."
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The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation
are: "Why is it doing that?" , "Where are we?" And "Oh S...!"
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"Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers."
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"Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to complete the
flight successfully."
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"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!"
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"Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag to
store dead batteries."
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"Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your flight to a
person on the ground who is incapable of understanding or doing
anything about it."
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"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just
barely kill you." - Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
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"A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane to
its maximum." - Jon McBride, astronaut
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"If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the
crash as possible." - Bob Hoover (renowned aerobatic and test pilot )
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"Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you."
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"There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime."
- Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970
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"If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to."
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Basic Flying Rules: "Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go
near the edges of it. T he edges of the air can be recognized by the
appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It
is much more difficult to fly there."
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"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full
power to taxi to the terminal."
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As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having
torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives,
the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?"
The pilot's reply, "I don't know, I just got here myself!"
- Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/10/2008 4:33:04 PM   
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My favorite line was on a tee shirt that was subsequently outlawed by the Base commander....



"Aerospace Ground Equipment, nobody gets off until we come."

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/10/2008 4:42:00 PM   
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Pretty good Lucy...some are quite funny.

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/11/2008 5:51:59 AM   
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When the pin is pulled Mr.Grenade is not our friend...I love that one.More funny because I know all too well how dangerous the bastards are(Army reserve)

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/11/2008 6:05:06 AM   
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Thanks for some memories lucy.
And remember ANY landing you walk away from is a succesful landing,
after all, they are controlled crashes.

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/11/2008 6:08:23 AM   
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When attending a demonstration of the flamethrower, Gen Chesty Pullers only comment...

Where is the bayonet lug?

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/11/2008 12:10:12 PM   
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These Military Words of Wisdon brought to you by the United States Marine Corps.....

When it has to be absolutely, positively destroyed by tonight!

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/11/2008 4:31:04 PM   
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(or at least something close by...ish)

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/11/2008 8:01:35 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic


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"No combat -ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
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OMG< believe it or not I may actually know this person, hes a navy boy if its the Joe Gay I think it is...wow, small world.

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/11/2008 11:50:59 PM   
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U.S. Army backwards = Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up.
Navy = Never Again Volunteer Yourself
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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/12/2008 11:48:44 AM   
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From the bomb squad's handbook for disarming a bomb:

White is alright, green is serene, touch the red, then you're dead! 

(Of course, not an accurate portrayal.  Don't go out and try to disarm a bomb with these directions!)

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/12/2008 12:46:23 PM   
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Rest assured rubberpet, they won't come back and complain to you.

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/12/2008 1:31:54 PM   
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Very true, Vad.  Luckily, if they cut the wrong wire, they'll never know!

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/13/2008 12:24:30 AM   
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lol very nice... i needed a good laugh. thnx.

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RE: Military Words of Wisdom - 1/13/2008 9:40:20 AM   
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Very funny.  Some are quite true.  Especially those about helicopters, and the ones about crashing.  I now I was a helicopter crew chief in the Arny.

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