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Book titles


Crappin sideways
  33% (4)
Tigers Tails
  16% (2)
Mario Bros
  0% (0)
Cool Loser
  8% (1)
Eating pets
  0% (0)
Fuck Cow
  0% (0)
Bear Urinal
  16% (2)
Morning Shits
  8% (1)
Death = Pandas
  16% (2)


Total Votes : 12
(last vote on : 2/4/2008 1:44:01 AM)
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Rumtiger -> Book titles (1/10/2008 8:30:29 AM)

Okay so im getting slated to write a book, and for some reason I'm deciding to concentrate on the title, I dunno maybe it's the cuban coffee i'm hopped up on at the moment, anyway, I have a couple ideas so look them over and tell me what you think.

The books just basically going to be the random idiocy I write about on the baords about my outings, but granted a little more "professional" and "edited" and "spellchecked" and whatever other big words the people in charge say it has to be.

Some of them are origional titles, and some other titles are references to some stories that will be in the book itself.
  • Crapping out Sideways: a barely legal drinker's adventures in Vegas.
  • Tiger's Tails: Stories about Booze, Sex, Gambling, Violence and Lunchmeat.
  • The Mario brothers are pussies.
  • Cool Loser (Same aftertitle as Tigers Tails)
  • Dont make me eat your pet.
  • Fuck you and your Cow.
  • How to fight a naked man.
  • Being a Bear Urinal.
  • The morning after shits.
  • The Pandas Must Die!/ Kill the Pandas!/ Death to Pandas!

I intend for each of the titles to have somehting come after it similar to the Tiger's tails option.




LadyEllen -> RE: Book titles (1/10/2008 8:48:24 AM)

Write the book first - the title will then come naturally.

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Rumtiger -> RE: Book titles (1/10/2008 8:49:45 AM)

Not how I work, I jump around alot, one moment i'll actually be doing the body, the next its teh title, the next it's just coming up with ideas and trying to rememebr shit from like...10 years ago.

If I had any structure to my thinking I wouldent have even started.




Rumtiger -> RE: Book titles (1/10/2008 9:01:03 AM)

oh yeah, and another title I thought up:

"El Creepo"

Edit: And another one: "Peeing in the Pool"

can also become "Shitting in the Ocean"

and from that: "Shitting in the Gene Pool"

there, thats some nice brainstorming.




Rumtiger -> RE: Book titles (1/11/2008 10:46:24 AM)

Alright, turns out I cant use "How to fight a Naked Man" apparently the title is too close to another book that was wirtten by Tim Allen a while ago.

Who the hell would want to read Tim Allen anyway?




divi -> RE: Book titles (1/11/2008 12:00:04 PM)

I voted for crappin sideways... but I want to change that to peeing in the pool lol




LaTigresse -> RE: Book titles (1/11/2008 12:56:45 PM)

Or more appropo, shitting in the gene pool




FullCircle -> RE: Book titles (1/11/2008 5:15:14 PM)

“All I want is your fucking money.” How about that for a title?
 
Orrrr “Read between the line and the other line.” [8|]




Rumtiger -> RE: Book titles (1/11/2008 9:30:14 PM)

Actually in that same vein I was actually thinking of calling it "If you dont buy this book, your gay" but then that would give it the idea of being a macho book and I dont really think it is.




BitaTruble -> RE: Book titles (1/11/2008 9:37:09 PM)

Who is your demographic?




Rumtiger -> RE: Book titles (1/11/2008 9:50:33 PM)

Whoever gets my humor, normally I would have said the standard 18-30 year old male, but for some reason its 30+ women who seem to like my stories more.




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