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Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:11:16 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		Im starting this one up because we seem to loose good threads usually because of some stupidity....

so here is the place for the real stupidity to get started.... I want to put in a quick couple of ground rules....

1 every thing said here is in fun, jokes only, no real personal stabs.
2 If you can crack a joke you need to be able to take them as well. Everything said here is in fun.
3 enjoy laugh, and its probably not a good idea to read new posts here while sipping on your coffee, orange juice, etc unless you enjoy it going out of your nose.

Now let the fun begin. bring on the tiara's nail polish tights, pvc dresses and high heels (the right people know who I am talking about.) And dont worry, I have the blackberry perserves open and ready...

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:12:17 PM   
laurell3


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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:14:05 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		the perserves are for someone else, its not always about you...

and I already have your tights, what else do you want from me?

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:15:53 PM   
Zensee


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Status: offline 		Oh god! Not another fucking Sarcasm Thread.


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Good start, Phin?


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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:16:07 PM   
laurell3


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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:18:54 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		I am supposed to be wearing a tiera too... guess I will have to put the hat on one head and the crown on the other...

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:19:52 PM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		that's gonna be a small tiara  (runs away.....sorry couldn't resist)

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:22:45 PM   
Phin


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quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

that's gonna be a small tiara  (runs away.....sorry couldn't resist)

gives you the stink eye and flips you the bird...



< Message edited by Phin -- 1/10/2008 11:25:15 PM >

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:26:50 PM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		lol it was sarcasm, I'm sorry....size doesn't matter (cough cough)

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:27:03 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		Mods... I ment to stick this in polls and other random stupidity, would you mind moving it to the right place? thanks.

Phin

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:30:25 PM   
Phin


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ORIGINAL: laurell3

lol it was sarcasm, I'm sorry....size doesn't matter (cough cough)

I know, I just could not think of anything better to say

and size does matter, but so does techinque

thanks for the move mods...

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:34:05 PM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		Oh I don't know in the d/s bdsm arena I can think of many ways size can be a pain (literally) and it's not as important when there are so many other evil things to do!

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:44:11 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		I was saying that it did matter, not that it was the end all of what is important... I personally dont understand why guys get hung up on size. More important is what you do with it, and all the other things you have at your disposal...

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:46:23 PM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		I know you were Phin and honestly when I was just engaging in vanilla sex, it did matter ALOT.  Then again, I guess I didn't know then I was really just wanting more intensity.

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/10/2008 11:51:45 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		alright we got off subject...

so why so obsessed with the size of my swang?

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/11/2008 3:24:13 AM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		Cuz we want to figure out what size the tiara needs to be.  So, fess up and tell us all what size your swang is. 

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/11/2008 4:02:38 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Oh? A sarcasm thread?

Well, thats a really great idea that wont finish in acrimony when someone says something that inadvertently hits a nerve.

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/24/2008 2:21:46 PM   
Bamslilgirl


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Status: offline 		Oh THIS was a great idea!!!!!! Looks like ya got plenty of responses genius!!!!!!

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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/24/2008 2:24:39 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		how can we get offtopic in a sarcasm thread?  are we THAT bad? wow, we can derail the railless...



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RE: Sarcasm thread - 1/24/2008 2:24:52 PM   
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