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beargonewild -> Horoscope (1/12/2008 3:00:54 PM)

ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries.  Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be "Right". Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours.  Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.  


TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships.  Likes to give a good fight.  Fight for what they want. Independent but needs love and attention.  Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy.  One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 


GEMINI - The Twin

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily.  They are great at losing things and are forgetful.  Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.  Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 


CANCER - The Beauty

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life.  Entirely creative Person, Most are artists and insane respectfully speaking.  They perfected sex and do it often.  Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party.  Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever.  Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous.  Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 


LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish.  A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem.  Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing.  Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover.  Loves to gamble and take chances.  Needs to have the last say in everything.  They think they know everything and usually do.  Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect.  The do not forgive and never forget The one and only.


LIBRA - The Lame One

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However,  not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent.  faithful friends to the end.  Can hold a grudge for years.  Libras are someone you want on your side.  Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics.  Kinda dumb at times. 


SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable.  Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once.  Loves to be pampered.  Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want.  Attractive.  Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme.  Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it!  Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 


SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time.  Loses patience easily and will not take crap.  If in a bad mood stay FAR away.  Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever.  Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness.  Has many fears but will not show it.  VERY private person.  Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.


CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some.  Lazy and love to take it easy.  But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it.  Proud, understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports.  Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.


AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard.  Will take on any project.  Proud of themselves in whatever they do.  Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators.  Great lovers, when their not sleeping.  Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their family.  Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story.  Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.


PISCES - The Partner for Life

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible!  Smart but lazy.  High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers.  Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily.  Lover of animals.  VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick.  They sometimes et used by others and hurt because of their trusting.   Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.





christine1 -> RE: Horoscope (1/12/2008 3:32:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild



CANCER - The Beauty

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life.  Entirely creative Person, Most are artists
and insane respectfully speaking.  They perfected sex and do it often.  Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party.  Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever.  Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous.  Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 






insane?  what the?




xhoneyx -> RE: Horoscope (1/12/2008 4:31:20 PM)

SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.

i guess this is me..but i feel like some of the others describe me as well




beargonewild -> RE: Horoscope (1/12/2008 4:35:57 PM)

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time.  Loses patience easily and will not take crap.  If in a bad mood stay FAR away.  Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever.  Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness.  Has many fears but will not show it.  VERY private person.  Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.







weneedyourhelp -> RE: Horoscope (1/12/2008 4:41:50 PM)

LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish.  A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem.  Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing.  Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable.  Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once.  Loves to be pampered.  Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want.  Attractive.  Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme.  Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it!  Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 

Ok bear, one question.....where you hiding the video cameras?




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Horoscope (1/12/2008 5:21:31 PM)

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TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Independent but needs love and attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!


well, the most attractive made me giggle....but otherwise its accurate as heck....and oh i like that tramp thing-lol

i normally just say im full of bullshit though[:D]




Saratov -> RE: Horoscope (1/12/2008 6:40:25 PM)

VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover.  Loves to gamble and take chances.  Needs to have the last say in everything.  They think they know everything and usually do.  Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect.  The do not forgive and never forget The one and only.


Yep, pretty accurate. [8D]




rubberpet -> RE: Horoscope (1/12/2008 7:59:11 PM)

PISCES - The Partner for Life

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible!  Smart but lazy.  High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers.  Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily.  Lover of animals.  VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick.  They sometimes et used by others and hurt because of their trusting.   Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

 
Hmmmmm, this is about half-right in regards to me.  I'm very caring and kind, but not the kind that's the center of attention.  I can be messy sometimes, but it's an organized chaos that only I know how to decifer.  I'm generally very responsible because I set my priorities and stick to them.  I wouldn't make a good doctor or nurse, though.  I have a conscience, but I'm very selective on when I use it because I'm very mindful of getting screwed because of it.  Me...extremely weird!!!???  Hell no...LOL!!!  I rarely get what I want...I bust my ass working for what I deserve.  I've never been popular.  Other than these differences, it's pretty much dead on.




mercifulsiren -> RE: Horoscope (1/12/2008 8:01:18 PM)

ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries.  Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be "Right". Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours.  Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.  


Well thats me to the letter




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Horoscope (1/12/2008 10:35:14 PM)

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GEMINI - The Twin

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
*does a little dance* I knew it




shorty21 -> RE: Horoscope (1/13/2008 10:01:02 AM)

VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover.  Loves to gamble and take chances.  Needs to have the last say in everything.  They think they know everything and usually do.  Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect.  The do not forgive and never forget The one and only.


*wicked grin* and here i thought the whole pissed off thing was irish blood...hmmm....yep dats me to a T....cept the whole dominant in relationships thing....that may need a bit of tweaking....




KnOcala -> RE: Horoscope (1/13/2008 11:23:37 PM)

TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships.  Likes to give a good fight.  Fight for what they want. Independent but needs love and attention.  Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy.  One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 

I can live with it




Daddysredhead -> RE: Horoscope (1/13/2008 11:27:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KnOcala

TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships.  Likes to give a good fight.  Fight for what they want. Independent but needs love and attention.  Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy.  One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 




I'm a Taurus, too. 

Most of this stuff fits me like a glove. 
"Res ipsa loquitor..."  (loosely translated: the thing speaks for itself...) 




KnOcala -> RE: Horoscope (1/13/2008 11:34:06 PM)

must be why we have been able to communicate so well.
I have to agree that it is pretty much dead on





IilaStarfire -> RE: Horoscope (1/13/2008 11:34:44 PM)

SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable.  Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once.  Loves to be pampered.  Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want.  Attractive.  Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme.  Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it!  Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 


Hmmm... not certain if it all fits but close enough. I am EXTREMELY protective of my loved ones. Talkative? Only when I haven't slept enough, or I am extremely excited about something. Party? Uh... no. Romantic? Oh yes! Caring? Very.
All other things are more or less pretty much accurate.




Honsoku -> RE: Horoscope (1/14/2008 12:04:59 AM)


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LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.




Apparently I am so predictable that it needed to be mentioned twice. Personally, I prefer the term "reliable". I am definitely not loud, rarely outgoing, and I try to break ruts whenever reasonably possible.

Honsoku




camille65 -> RE: Horoscope (1/14/2008 3:17:56 AM)

LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish.  A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem.  Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing.  Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

  Hmmm if that means 'loud' as in a screamer then yes... but if that means 'loud' as in loud talker then no.[:D]




jesiul -> RE: Horoscope (1/14/2008 9:34:26 AM)

VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover.  Loves to gamble and take chances.  Needs to have the last say in everything.  They think they know everything and usually do.  Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect.  The do not forgive and never forget The one and only.


 
Wow... Had to laugh a little. Funny about the "Loves to Gamble" thing, since I work in the Gaming Industry. But right on the target with the "but if you do something untrustworthy... you will never regain respect" I have with cold percision, walked away from  someone who has betrayed me and cut them out of my life, never to look back.
 
Enjoyed this.
 
~jesi~




verysweet -> RE: Horoscope (1/14/2008 10:01:06 AM)

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SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time.  Loses patience easily and will not take crap.  If in a bad mood stay FAR away.  Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever.  Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness.  Has many fears but will not show it.  VERY private person.  Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.





I find this to be "dead on balls accurate"!




Marc2b -> RE: Horoscope (1/14/2008 11:06:23 PM)

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TAURUS - The Tramp

 
You calling my mother a tramp????!!!!!!
 
Okay, put your dukes up! This Scorpio is going to totally kick your ass!




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