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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/12/2008 3:05:52 PM

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. White Castle ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7 .. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/12/2008 6:57:09 PM

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very true

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/13/2008 2:23:11 AM

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My favorite quarters question...

Name the 7 dwarves.

Sleezey is always one of the seven dwarves when you ask a drunk.

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/13/2008 2:30:05 AM

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Too funny (and too true bear)!!!

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/13/2008 9:30:38 AM

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Very true. Only funny if you don't remember it when you sober up!

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/13/2008 9:36:44 AM

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Here's a recipe that will surely get you on your way to verify these claims.

TEQUILA COOKIES

1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or
raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as
desired)

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK; try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/13/2008 9:42:30 AM

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lmao! that is hilarious, my question is, does the recipe really work?

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/13/2008 10:13:36 AM

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I'm sure it gets you really drunk. I doubt it makes edible cookies. ...lol.

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/13/2008 6:26:00 PM

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I tried. In the interests of science. It doesnt.

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/14/2008 7:24:19 AM

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Can coconut rum be substituted for Tequila?

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/14/2008 4:41:45 PM

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Yes, you can make that substitutuon but cut down on the dried fruit.

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/24/2008 9:21:45 AM

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I'm in tears!!!!!!!! I almost pissed myself reading this!!!!!!!

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/24/2008 2:47:22 PM

JulieorSarah

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Um, am i the only one who couldn't say the some of the second group um ... sober?

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/24/2008 3:12:05 PM

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LOL Julie-I was able to say them, but not good enough that anyone would believe I knew what they meant!

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RE: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK - 1/25/2008 12:56:20 AM

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Did anyone have dificulty saying any of the 3rd things sober?

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