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Viagra - 1/12/2008 7:09:10 PM   
Griswold


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Status: offline 		I just finished watching that stupid commercial...4 middle age guys jamming in a garage band about Viagra....and the announcer comes on and says in a hushed tone..."....if you experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, you should stop taking Viagra..."

(No shit?  Whoda thunk?).
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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 7:16:11 PM   
sexyteddibare


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Status: offline 		ok ..how long can a standard erection last ????

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 7:18:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'll let you know if it ever goes down.

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 7:23:30 PM   
BlindDescent


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Status: offline 		The problem with an erection lasting that long is the risk of thrombosis and then fibrosis  formation in the penis. There is always a a risk of conseqeuence to every action. Priaprism  is the term  to look up if you need more data.

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 7:24:41 PM   
sexyteddibare


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Status: offline 		start timing HaveRopeWillBind  for 4 hours hehe

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 7:27:54 PM   
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ok ..how long can a standard erection last ????


Not nearly long enough for me... :::sigh:::

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 9:36:58 PM   
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ok ..how long can a standard erection last ????


Not nearly long enough for me... :::sigh:::




Come to Tennessee, I love you long time.  ^_^;

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 9:56:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Muttling

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ok ..how long can a standard erection last ????


Not nearly long enough for me... :::sigh:::




Come to Tennessee, I love you long time.  ^_^;


Boy, something tells me that you may love her long time, but that redhead looks like she'd hurt you long time!   She's have you screaming for mercy!  LOL

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 10:04:34 PM   
Muttling


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ORIGINAL: rubberpet

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ORIGINAL: Muttling

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ORIGINAL: bamabbwsub

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ok ..how long can a standard erection last ????


Not nearly long enough for me... :::sigh:::




Come to Tennessee, I love you long time.  ^_^;


Boy, something tells me that you may love her long time, but that redhead looks like she'd hurt you long time!   She's have you screaming for mercy!  LOL




STOP IT.........You're gonna give me an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours.

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 10:08:51 PM   
bamabbwsub


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Status: offline 		Who says Priapism is a bad thing? Ha!!

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 10:12:06 PM   
carlie310


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And then there's the car commercial (VW maybe?) that has some guys carpooling, listening to the radio.  They catch that warning.

"Four hours?  That's not a complication, that's a scheduling problem."

"Yeah, please hold all my calls."

"No, please hold all my mail!"  (chuckles all around)

At which point, someone runs a stop sign and their little car gets squished like a small rodent.  All four walk away, making mental notes to ask their doctors about the newest ED drug.

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 10:12:53 PM   
BOUNTYHUNTER


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ORIGINAL: Griswold

I just finished watching that stupid commercial...4 middle age guys jamming in a garage band about Viagra....and the announcer comes on and says in a hushed tone..."....if you experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, you should stop taking Viagra..."

(No shit?  Whoda thunk?).
And what in the hell would we do with that other 3 hour and 45 minute boner? Watch as it slowly sinks into the sunset.....

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RE: Viagra - 1/12/2008 11:45:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold

I just finished watching that stupid commercial...4 middle age guys jamming in a garage band about Viagra....and the announcer comes on and says in a hushed tone..."....if you experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, you should stop taking Viagra..."

(No shit?  Whoda thunk?).


If I had an erection that lasted longer than 4 hours a hospital is the LAST thing I'd be looking for!
I'd be saying "THANKYOU GOD!"

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RE: Viagra - 1/13/2008 12:03:59 AM   
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ok ..how long can a standard erection last ????


Depends on a lot of things.  Now that I'm 21, it's not as long.  When I was 14?  Oh, Karana, I've had errections for days straight.  (Though I imagine they were probably interrupted when I was asleep- then again, I can't be sure.)

They tend to end at orgasm, though, and sex isn't as hard to come by these days as it was back then, so there's no real way of knowing.

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RE: Viagra - 1/13/2008 12:40:02 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		You know guys, what they DON'T say in that commercial, is that when you seek medical attention, it involves multiple insertions of a NEEDLE into your penis (and no, I'm not thinking you'll like it).  And what happens if you don't get treatment?  Worst case scenario is generally considered to be gangrene which results in your penis being REMOVED.

Soooo makes you want to take Viagra, huh?

Cali


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RE: Viagra - 1/13/2008 12:46:42 AM   
CuriousLord


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Status: offline 		.....holy hell.

I'm sort of afraid to get an errection now, even without Viagra!

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RE: Viagra - 1/13/2008 1:39:17 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You know guys, what they DON'T say in that commercial, is that when you seek medical attention, it involves multiple insertions of a NEEDLE into your penis (and no, I'm not thinking you'll like it).  And what happens if you don't get treatment?  Worst case scenario is generally considered to be gangrene which results in your penis being REMOVED.

Soooo makes you want to take Viagra, huh?

Cali


In that case, Fuck the hospital, im goin to the chicken ranch if im seein ANY professional about it.


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RE: Viagra - 1/13/2008 2:21:04 AM   
Muttling


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You know guys, what they DON'T say in that commercial, is that when you seek medical attention, it involves multiple insertions of a NEEDLE into your penis (and no, I'm not thinking you'll like it).  And what happens if you don't get treatment?  Worst case scenario is generally considered to be gangrene which results in your penis being REMOVED.

Soooo makes you want to take Viagra, huh?

Cali





Otayyyy.......Homey really did NOT need to know that detail.



If I have that problem, I will take the treatment as long as it comes with a LOT of pain meds.

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RE: Viagra - 1/13/2008 7:58:23 AM   
Rushemery


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Priapism
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Who says Priapism is a bad thing? Ha!!



"After the physical exam is complete, the doctor will take a blood-gas measurement of the blood from the penis. During this test, a small needle is placed in the penis"

I just cant seem to apreciate this, some may but not me

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RE: Viagra - 1/13/2008 7:59:31 AM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: Griswold

I just finished watching that stupid commercial...4 middle age guys jamming in a garage band about Viagra....and the announcer comes on and says in a hushed tone..."....if you experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, you should stop taking Viagra..."

(No shit?  Whoda thunk?).


And then you got young males taking it for "recreational purposes".  (and with no clue how to use it to the greatest effect..it's  them like being given a grand piano and not being able to play it to anyone's satisfaction, LOL!)
 
What upsets you the most..the idea of Viagra or having to TELL someone to stop taking it if they have that effect?  LOL!

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