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KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/14/2008 12:36:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

~ hands Kyttyn a paper towel~


Thank you darlin.  I dunno what I woulda did if I had remained coffee soaked...




HalloweenWhite -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/14/2008 12:41:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

EXCEL?  How LAME.  Twue Doms use RFID tags.  This keeps track of all of the slaves, subs and potentials you might encounter.   I recommend QinetiQ Omni-RFID systems, but I'm strictly top drawer.
 
Go ahead.  Ask me where I imbed the tag on the slave.  I dare ya!
 
Emperor


Nah, Us twue Doms use only the power of Our minds to move our subs and slaves by telekenisis or give orders using telepathy. So now you know. :)




sunshinemiss -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/14/2008 1:07:08 PM)

Read the profile - now where do i get the t-shirt... It was the soap making expert that made me fall on the floor laughing... and now i'm all dirty... i'm a dirty, dirty girl... Help me ohh Tough... i mean Tuff One... please... rolling around on the floor begging for cock... ohhh please please please let me touch it... please please please.  I gotta touch it... please.. it's so big and gorgeous... please please please.  no really, please.

thank you so much... I haven't laughed like that in a long time.[sm=biggrin.gif]

peace




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/14/2008 2:23:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: txnights05

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Ohhhhhh.... *gets on my knees and begs to be permitted to enter slave data onto sheets of papyrus using only my nose, awl attached to it, and poking the info out in braille so that You Oh Wise One, needn't even open Your weary eyes to read it. slave is ready, hands tied behind my back so that You can get onto more Domly Domishness Domdom things.


ohhh, please pick me.... since i am much more twuly submissive than she is i do not need papyrus... i could simply remember all Your Domlyness says and repeat it out on command. i could also always remember where each slave is and what they are supposed to be doing...  you know, in fact after the first couple of data entries i would not even need You to speak... i could get it all telepathically so You concentrate on much more important things...


Hahaha!  Yes, telepathy is the way to go...

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I thought all Real Twue Doms had PDA's....
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realtuffdom
I was going to buy a PDA, but the money from my paper route only gave me enough to buy two Slurpee's and a package of red vines.


Wondering who gets the other Slurpee...?

(Hope this works, didn't know how to do the two quotes in one post thingy... >.<)




scifi1133 -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/14/2008 3:56:51 PM)

omg i guess i dont beat on the damn computer enough....lmao




MasterFireMaam -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/15/2008 10:40:49 PM)

Real Dominates know how to beat Microsnot into submission.

Master Fire




Emperor1956 -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/15/2008 11:59:32 PM)

Realtuffdom, you are my hero.  And you have a beautiful cock.  There, I said it.  I'm a realmachotuffguy myself, and I'm not one INCH queer, no way...but you are the first guy I've seen who has such a nice looking cock that I want to tell the world about it.  The sort of cock you wish came in flocks.  Go ahead, parse that sentence.  I dare yas.
 
E.
 
(I posted in this BIG font because size matters!)




charmdpetKeira -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/16/2008 10:19:07 AM)

I read your profile...
 
Sooooo… Is it RAM FORD TOUGH or FORD RAM TOUGH. Come on, make up my face. Besides, everyone knows RAMs are a bunch of butt heads.
 
I see how you’ve got all these nice folks convinced you are THE “realtuffdom”, but you can’t fool me; nope… nope… nope…. Do you see my id? That’s right “charmd”; just like the TV show. (well, without the e between the m and d) Just like them, I am a real bitch…. I mean witch; and I know what you did last summer.
 
Know this; I am watching you. *points two fingers at her own eyes and then at realtuffdom’s eyes*  Hold on, could you come back here a minute; I need to put my glasses on?
 
Ok, NOW; I am watching you. I will know what you do this summer, and next summer, and the one after that. So, if I were you, I’d watch where you’re stepping. No, I’m not kidding; there’s a pile of dog crap in the ground in front of you.
 
*walks away eyeing realtuffdom suspiciously, wondering how he knew the secrets of soap making*
 
Edited to add: is your cock a blow-up version?
 
k




shorty21 -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/16/2008 1:16:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

It all depends on how big your hard drive is...I really cannot be bothered to be downloaded with anything smaller than 4 gigs.


yea im with this one...cept nothing larger than 7gigs please..tends to hurt my inbox....*wg*




beargonewild -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/16/2008 2:30:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Realtuffdom, you are my hero.  And you have a beautiful cock.  There, I said it.  I'm a realmachotuffguy myself, and I'm not one INCH queer, no way...but you are the first guy I've seen who has such a nice looking cock that I want to tell the world about it.  The sort of cock you wish came in flocks.  Go ahead, parse that sentence.  I dare yas.
 
E.
 
(I posted in this BIG font because size matters!)


Guess that depends if you're a size queen.




Mellissande -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/16/2008 7:17:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: shorty21

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

It all depends on how big your hard drive is...I really cannot be bothered to be downloaded with anything smaller than 4 gigs.


yea im with this one...cept nothing larger than 7gigs please..tends to hurt my inbox....*wg*

mine can take any amount of Hard drive, but my unit refuses to accept a three and a half inch floppy.




oreogirl -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/16/2008 7:45:26 PM)

*spits ginger ale on the monitor from laughing so hard!*  I sooo needed this.  Realtuffdom, you are a twue Domly Dom.




nyrisa -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/17/2008 5:22:54 AM)

Twue Doms keep their subs in spreader bars, not spreadsheets. Hmmm.....it would be fun to go to a spreader bar, wouldn't it?




littlesarbonn -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/17/2008 2:38:58 PM)

Oops. Wrong account.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my slaves make me less dominant? (1/17/2008 3:33:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nyrisa

Twue Doms keep their subs in spreader bars, not spreadsheets. Hmmm.....it would be fun to go to a spreader bar, wouldn't it?


...How about spread between the sheets? O.o  *feeling naughty... and a bit playful*  [:D] [8D]




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